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VeryBritishProblems Nov 12
Life is just making it from one cup of tea to the next
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VeryBritishProblems Nov 10
An adequate Christmas gift set for a reasonably good friend
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VeryBritishProblems Nov 9
Already starting to weigh up how much work you can just leave until next year
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VeryBritishProblems Nov 7
“Up to much tonight?” “Biscuits”
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VeryBritishProblems Nov 4
Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say “you're welcome” 3. Shake head 4. Mutter "unbelievable" 5. Watch as someone else walks through the door you’re still holding 6. Repeat
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VeryBritishProblems Nov 4
Thinking you have to get fatter for winter, despite not being a bear
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VeryBritishProblems Nov 3
Brighten up any party with a Very British Problems Christmas jumper (free U.K. delivery)
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VeryBritishProblems Nov 2
If you’re not in the queue then please stand far away from the queue, you’re upsetting everyone
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 30
“Doing much for Halloween?” “Hiding in my own house. You?”
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 28
Can you believe how dark it is though?
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 28
Britain’s not going to believe how dark it is later
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 27
Some new warm tops (and Christmas jumper contenders) in the Very British Problems shop
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 26
“Could do” - Translation: Nope
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 24
Never experiencing anything more brutal than being publicly told to “stop showing off” when you were 14
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 21
Some of the ways Brits end their emails, taken from Very British Problems Volume 3, now available in paperback:
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 20
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 18
“I might have an early night” - Translation: I know it’s only 8pm but I really prefer looking at my phone in bed
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 14
Sunday plans: Eat biscuits Look at rain Tell other people to look at rain Say “it’s still raining” Sip of tea Repeat
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VeryBritishProblems Oct 12
Expressing genuine concern that you might get "blown away" by the wind
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 14
“Ah well, never mind, eh” - Translation: It appears that everything has gone spectacularly wrong and all my dreams are crushed
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