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Sold! To some. Hopefully.
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Little, Brown UK Sep 20
Happy publication day ! Very British Problems Volume Three is out today in paperback ☔️☔️☔️
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 17
Ways to look busy: 1. Turn up later than everyone else but rush into the office looking annoyed 2. Act like spending half an hour in the toilet has annoyed you 3. Rush around with an open laptop looking annoyed 4. Get annoyed at a printer 5. Just generally look annoyed
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 16
Replying to @SoVeryBritish
Let’s just pretend tomorrow is Sunday and deal with the fallout on New Monday (previously known as Tuesday)
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 16
Nope.
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 16
It’s Monday and there’s nothing we can do about it
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 14
“Ah well, never mind, eh” - Translation: It appears that everything has gone spectacularly wrong and all my dreams are crushed
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VeryBritishProblems 9 Feb 16
Rising stages of anger: Slightly put out Miffed Disgruntled Cross Exasperated Fuming Seething Bloody livid Going "ballistic" Tut Silence
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 9
Best season
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 7
Signalling to the dentist that you’re experiencing excruciating, white-hot, intense, all-consuming pain by closing one eye slightly
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Rob Temple Sep 6
Very British Problems watching cookery shows ( / )
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 2
Starting to worry it’ll never be time for the big coat again
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 2
It’s free U.K. delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight. Cheers.
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VeryBritishProblems Sep 1
It’s the first day of Christmas
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 31
Free U.K. delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until Sunday
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 30
Honest answers: — “Been up to much?” “I wake up, things go badly and then I lie down again” — “Did you have fun?” “I tried” — “How have you been?” “Mostly bored and tired” — “Work going okay?” “No idea” — “Are you sure?” “Never” — “Did you get my text?” “Sure did”
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 26
Arguably the only top you’ll need for quite a few months...
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 26
Being safely back inside a jumper until June 2019
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Rob Temple Aug 26
Written for anyone with a hangover ( / )
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 17
“What could go wrong?” Literally everything. And it will. Chin up
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