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50,000 calories + brisk walk = no harm done
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 20
Trying to pretend you’re not at all fussed by the wasp that you strongly believe plans to kill you
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 19
How we’ll pay for this nice weather: June: 🌧 July: ❄️ August: 🌪
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 19
Free socks with orders from the Very British Problems shop this . Use code SOCKY at checkout.
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 18
Lunch: -Salad -Diet drink -Piece of fruit -Large chocolate egg
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 16
“How’s your day going?” “Not too bad” - Translations: 1. Surprisingly okay so far 2. Worst day of my life 3. Spectacularly 4. It’s exceedingly unremarkable 5. I feel nothing
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 14
Hearing a rumour that “it’s meant to brighten up later” and spreading the news to everyone you meet
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 12
“It might be fun!” “Which means it might not be... We’d better not risk it”
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 12
Feeling very disappointed with yourself for saying “Happy Friday!” in a work email
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 11
Brit 1: Hello, how are you? Brit 2: Good thanks, you? Brit 1: Not bad, thanks, you? *Brit 1 immediately realises what they’ve done, dies a bit inside*
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 10
Being so determined to sit in the lovely warm sunshine that you completely disregard how cold you are
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 8
Brit 1: Sorry? Brit 2: Sorry? 1: I thought you said something? 2: I don't think so? 1: Oh, sorry! 2: Sorry! *Both laugh for hours*
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 5
“Oh I’d love to but I can’t” - Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t
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VeryBritishProblems Apr 5
Limited edition Introvert tee 😮
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