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Simon Dancefloorlandmine
DJ, photographer, keen eater, emergency graphic designer, data prodder, enthusiastic gig-goer, collector of RPGs, and occasional dangerous dancer. He/him
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Jon Dryden Taylor 22h
hi so just a reminder that the government plans to change the law so it can do what it wants when it wants, which is basically fascism, and it’s in their manifesto, they’re not even hiding it, anyway tell me more about how you’re ‘politically homeless’ it sounds fascinating
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Operators Manual 18h
a luxury item just for her! Whether wrapped inside it or simply using it as a burial shroud, we guarantee she'll love it no matter how dead she is
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Dave Convery 18h
Please join me in imagining this as a Wes Anderson-style farce where minor royals compete with deadpan hangdog looks to stay in the team.
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Simon Ubsdell Dec 4
This country is about to be destroyed by .. party politics. The single most trivial, self-serving nonsense that mankind has ever devised. My disgust is limitless.
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Anna Mazzola 22h
What’s something you’d say during sex but also in a Goodreads review? I’ll start: ‘I had high expectations but this was ultimately hugely disappointing.’
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John Bishop 23h
I went to the GP . Nothing serious, a check up and a repeat prescription.The pharmacy dispensed the meds and charged me a small fee. It was easy. When something is so easy you may not notice how precious it is. If we loose it we will never get it back. Vote well
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Aaron Johnson Dec 4
Today someone called my office for advice about what to tell a Soldier with a "confederate" flag on his car. My advice was that, as an Army officer, he needs to infom the SM of Lee's order to surrender, and should accept the SM's surrender. 1/
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Naoko Mori  森尚子 22h
Caught someone attacking someone at Tosh and Owen’s shrine today
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Vic Dec 5
Just a reminder for those who feel politicians are all the same and that they could "never vote Corbyn", the below is a proposal from the Tories in their current manifesto. Their sinister ambitions are out in the open. The Tories are gunning for unlimited power.
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Anna Wall Dec 5
The letter of complaint I have just sent to . My access to your trains is a legal right. If you continue to deny it I will have to take legal action.
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Owen Jones🌹 Dec 5
If tweets were found from an obscure MP, or a councillor, or a random party member calling gay people "tank topped bum boys" or comparing Muslim women to "bank robbers", we'd expect them to be suspended. But these things are said by the Prime Minister - and he gets away with it.
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Violet Blue® Dec 4
This is going to increase homelessness, period: Reminder: food stamps can *only* buy specific kinds of groceries (no hot food, no food to eat in-store; also no TP, no tampons, soap, etc). Reuters calling it "free food" is reprehensible IMO.
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Loose Leaf Spooktea Queer Dec 5
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getnorthern ⧖ Dec 4
Dear . Might I respectfully ask that, when you next feel it appropriate to insult, joke or laugh about the “leader of the free world”, on sacred British soil, you at least wear a body mic, so we can enjoy the whole thing? You were a little mumbly in the middle.
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General Elainovision 2019 Dec 5
Voting isn't CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER. Voting is CHOOSE YOUR OPPONENT. You're deciding who you want to be in government, not who you want to pledge allegiance to. You're picking who you will hold to account, who you will lobby and confront, who you feel has the best starting point
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Kate Klonick Dec 4
Can I just state, on behalf of everyone everywhere whose mother KEPT HER MAIDEN NAME, how incredibly sexist it is that we assume "Mother's Maiden Name" is so secretive and hard to discover that it's a completely acceptable secondary form of identification.
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Charlie Stross Dec 5
Grand Theft Airbus?
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Ozzy Dec 5
"Please put items you couldn't find into the bucket."
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Michael Walker 🌹 Dec 4
Visual metaphors don't get much better than this...
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Adela Terrell Dec 5
It was very interesting :)
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