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Simon Fraser
Computer-friendly since 1982. Dog-friendly since 1970. Mostly harmless. Screedwriter.
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Simon Fraser 4h
Replying to @InnerPartisan
Proper IQ tests take regionalism into account. Not all tests are exactly the same. The average IQ regardless of biological or experiential variables is 100. So, this dude has below-average intelligence for any kind of person.
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Simon Fraser Apr 25
Replying to @jwPencilAndPad
Perspective is a little off in the background. Intentional?
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Simon Fraser Apr 25
Replying to @Gizmodo
I did. It was me.
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Simon Fraser Apr 25
Replying to @Timodc
Peter Teal is actually my stripper name
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Simon Fraser Apr 25
Replying to @DeAnne_Smith
Yup I’m a real firecracker
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Simon Fraser Apr 24
Next year will be for anything distributed in 2018. Jan 1-Dec 31. You’re registered on the site, yes?
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Simon Fraser Apr 24
Dammit. I forgot to remind you. Fuckfuckfuck. Sorry.
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Simon Fraser Apr 24
Replying to @elamin88
Twitter’s filtering algorithms also play a role in this. Depending on her quantity of tweets around these 2 examples (among other variables), their timeline visibility would be affected. That 2nd tweet could easily get buried by automation.
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Simon Fraser Apr 24
Replying to @sum1onelse
Also, I have no idea what "team" you're referring to here. But we're all very sad over here that you won't ever be "siding" with us. We're all torn up. We're all sticking our heads in our ovens over your eternal rejection of us, whoever we are. Very sad day for the "team." :'(
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Simon Fraser Apr 24
Replying to @sum1onelse
There is no psychological term called a self-superiority complex. I'm not surprised that you can't take responsibility for your words. Given that you started by explaining how much you hate conversations like this, then proceeded to have one. But I'm the douche, right? LOL
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Simon Fraser Apr 23
Replying to @sum1onelse
“you lack the ability to speak coherently.” But I’m a douche? Scroll up. You’ve been nothing but a douche. And to cap it off with a “people like you...” statement, wow, icing on the cake. Bravo!
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Simon Fraser Apr 23
Replying to @brucezhang @JohnTory
So what you’re saying is you didn’t bother to check to see that he’d already made a statement 3 hours earlier.
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Simon Fraser Apr 23
Replying to @sum1onelse
You replied to my tweet, not the tweet of the guy calling you out on your typos. But it’s hilarious. First you reveal how you’re lacking in integrity and now how mindlessly you use this technology. Perfect. Just perfect.
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Simon Fraser Apr 23
It seems like u don’t despise arguing w/ppl on SM. Ur right tho, I don’t know, that’s why I asked the question. Polar opposite equivalency is what’s causing the sad decomp of pol discourse in ur country. So if u wanna raise the bar, stop lowering the bar. I’m in no peril. Thx.
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Simon Fraser Apr 22
How are those the only 2 choices in your world?
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Simon Fraser Apr 21
Obscene Chicken. Fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fuk-fukOFF!
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Simon Fraser Apr 21
Caller: Under the F, 13. Winner: Fingo! Caller: Oh! We've got a Fingo.
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Simon Fraser Apr 19
Replying to @Cizzurp215 @ddale8
The look on his face when he finds out that there are also Neo-Nazis in prison.
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Simon Fraser Apr 19
Replying to @JennasPaige
It’s pronounced gif
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Simon Fraser Apr 18
Replying to @wkamaubell
Except construction paper. Construction paper is almost never white.
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