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St. Simeon the Holy FπŸŽƒπŸŽƒL
Nobody: Complementarians: β€œTHIS IS MY DOCTRINAL HILL TO DIE ON!!!” Somebody: β€œYou realize that literally nobody is ever going to ask you to die forβ€”β€œ Complementarians: β€œI’M GOING OUT IN A BLAZE OF GOD’S GLORY!!!”
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Jacob Denhollander Jun 2
Replying to @SimeonTheFool
Ok, but I'm going to die on the Trinity hill and the Pineapple belongs on (my) pizza hill.
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St. Simeon the Holy FπŸŽƒπŸŽƒL Jun 2
Replying to @JJ_Denhollander
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The Inglourious Gent Jun 2
Replying to @SimeonTheFool
Complementarians: "UNLIKE YOU WE RESPECT SCRIPTURE" Somebody: "what about Junia and Phoebe-" Complementarians, editing the Bible to "clarify": "OOPS FORGOT TO CUT THEM OUT OF HERE, PAY NO ATTENTION"
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Nick Too-Scary πŸŽƒ Pastor, Dreamer, Pumpkin Eater Jun 2
Replying to @SimeonTheFool
And I think this is what C.S. Lewis meant in The Great Divorce, when he talked about hell. Hell can be our own choosing, even for something like this...
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Dustin L. Cobble Jun 2
I know it’s not all comps. Nevertheless, it’s funny because we know a few. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Michaela Miller Jun 2
Perfection πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Jill Joiner Jun 2
Replying to @SimeonTheFool
Then Que Metallica guitar solo
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Scare-a Eeeeeeek-ers Jun 2
Imagine that the hill you die on is demanding others die to their callings and gifts.
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The Only Thing To *Fear Itself* Is BunniesπŸŽƒπŸ‡ Jun 2
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Tess in PDX Jun 2
Replying to @SimeonTheFool
Contraindications: That's not your hill.
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