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(((Simcha Fisher)))
Speaker; Author of The Sinner's Guide to NFP. Mother of 10, slob, drinker, selective pedant, blabbermouth, fat runner
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Big fight right on the main street. No one seemed to care. This is why I don't live in the big city.
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Jackie Morris Dec 16
I would be a leaf in the water where an otter swims.
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Rod Dreher Dec 14
Please read this. It's important. I have been very hard on clerical sex abuse, and praise God when abusive clerics meet justice in a court of law. But there is REAL reason to believe that Cardinal Pell's guilty verdict may have been a travesty:
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Churlish Dec 13
[bad Italian accent]
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 14
Whatโ€™s for supper? Vol. 154: Ragu! Sing it with me!ย Raguuuuuuu!
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 14
How to make chocolate caramel almonds without panicking. A photo guide to recipe which is awesome but really needs photos, because weird stuff happens in that pot
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๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บOnly In Russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Dec 13
Who said romance is dead?
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 12
Replying to @quthbert
I mean, of all the things you could be emitting. . .
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 12
Replying to @mirielmargaret
I had a friend who was very careful to teach her little girl anatomical terms. One day another kid asked, "Mom, where's the moon?" Mom answers idly, "oh, it's probably in CHINA by now." Little girl: "IT IS NOT!!!!!"
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 12
Mrs. D, thanks for dragging out your autoharp and teaching us those goony old songs. I know we didnโ€™t appreciate it at the time, but I remember every word, and I taught those same songs to my own kids. Who donโ€™t appreciate it.
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Cheri Jacobus Dec 9
Mitch McConnell received $3,500,000 from a Ukrainian-born oligarch with ties that lead to Russiaโ€™s Vladimir Putin.
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Richard M. Nixon Dec 12
There is never only one payment.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 12
Replying to @quthbert
I've been to this restaurant! An all you can eat sushi bar in Manchester. I ate . . . a lot.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 12
Replying to @EgTwaddle @JoelBaden
Also undergrad: My favorite professor said, "It's okay, Simcha, I didn't really know what I was talking about in my senior thesis, either." ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 12
Replying to @ajoy_forever
No, I don't know where my kindergarten pictures are. I guess I was in kindy around 1979?
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 11
Replying to @markdotgooley
one of the human ones!
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 11
Welp, we're finally giving in after four years of pleas and buying one kid a dog bed. What's the weirdest thing your kid has asked for for Christmas?
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Dec 11
Here you go, internets.
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