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(((Simcha Fisher)))
Speaker; Author of The Sinner's Guide to NFP. Mother of 10, slob, drinker, selective pedant, blabbermouth, fat runner
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(((Simcha Fisher))) 1h
Replying to @victorlams
especially in Rome, if there are nuns. They will cut you.
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Getting ready for another opera nite! Any votes on what we should watch this time?
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You don’t get past other people to get to God. You don’t use people to get closer to God. You can’t use people at all, if you want to be close to God. All you can do is be with people, and . . . that’s where God is.
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Kids Write Jokes Apr 20
help doctor i think i'm a curtain dont talk to me
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 22
Me [sees kid bagging her Easter candy and attaching a label]: Oh, are you working out your carbs? Good job. T1D kid: Oh, no, I was writing a threatening note.
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Eve Tushnet Apr 21
and you may find yourself in the belly of a large fish and you may ask yourself, "what am I doing here?"
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Universal-Sci Apr 21
InForm Dynamic shape display created by MIT professors and students
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Nathan White Apr 20
Hulk Hogan is more orthodox than Union Seminary
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
TIL that when my father carefully says "young lambs," it's just as funny as when he accidentally says "lung yams."
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
Replying to @noodletwoone
I must agree. There was some kind of red spot on the horseradish root, and my 7-year-old solemnly asked, "Is it BLOOD?" Lotta blood talk around Passover.
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Robert Macfarlane Apr 19
Words of the Easter holiday: “ciúnas gan uaigneas” -- literally “quietness without loneliness” (Irish/Gaeilge). A phrase that carries a sense of calm solitude, of being (even briefly) outside or beyond the usual chaos & noise. (H/T )
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
Dear child, I’m glad you’re excited about my chicken soup with matzoh balls, but please stop calling it “ball broth.”
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
Replying to @lawwife2005
This is awesome. Jokes are definitely liturgical.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
Thinking about all the children of Israel down in the underworld, seeing Jesus’ face for the first time and thinking, “oh, it’s YOU!”
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QUTHBERT RESURGENS 🚫⚰🚫 Apr 19
The Lord is going up to Golgotha today. If you have something you'd like him to carry with him when he goes, now is a good time to let him know
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 18
Replying to @MRRYorkist
Elmo is tolerable but never ever ever Calliou!
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 18
Some kids simply aren’t ready when most of their peers are ready. It’s far better to wait an extra year or so than to force a traumatic first confession.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 18
My 15-year-old son is working on a timeline for history class. It's called "Russian Revolution: From Czar to Handlebar."
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