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(((Simcha Fisher)))
Speaker; Author of The Sinner's Guide to NFP. Mother of 10, slob, drinker, selective pedant, blabbermouth, fat runner
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(((Simcha Fisher))) 7h
How do we help each other bear the cross?
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Alexander Pennington Apr 22
What are we? WRITERS! What are we gonna do? WRITE! When are we gonna do it? *distant sobbing
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Sad Kylo Ren Apr 22
me at 15 vs me at 29
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 22
My son is taking his time cleaning the kitchen and listening to The Cranberries and I am ver-y-ery-ery tired of it, because they-e-ay-e-ay are technica-ally-ally different songs, but they all sound the sa-e-ya-e-yame.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 22
Just as I feared. My daughter has gone to art school and has lost all sense of right and wrong.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 22
Reading over the 2,947 words I just wrote, and thinking, "Wow, this is much, much better than I expected!" Then I immediately assume that's because it's much, much worse than I realize. How I ever have the nerve to publish anything is a mystery.
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ClickHole Apr 21
Plagiarism?: This Library’s Poster of Karl Malone That Says “Reading Rocks!” Is Suspiciously Similar To A Poster of Chris Webber That Says “Reading...It Rocks!”
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
Another very cool DIY product, something I've never seen before: An origami Pentecost mobile from Door Number 9! Spectacular! (Affiliate link)
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
Oh, and my diocesan magazine! Gosh, I'm busy.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
FWIW, my ouster from the Register was painful, but I'm much, much happier now, with my own site, my own podcast, writing for America and The Catholic Daily, and doing independent investigative work.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
New from Door Number 9! A lovely rose crown kid, for , , birthdays, or just for nice. (Affiliate link)
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 20
What’s for supper? Vol. 124: We put the bap in bibimbap
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 19
Replying to @quthbert
Narcissists never think, "Oh no, I wonder if I'm a narcissist!"
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 19
We may have raged at the cross, argued with it, shook our fists at it, groused at it, pled for it to go away—but we never denied that it was central to our lives as Catholics.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 19
To be funny, I cut the giant pizzas into quarters, so the kids could have an amusingly giant slab of pizza each, instead of 3 little pieces. Guess which kid is now sad, because she was only allowed one piece of pizza?That's right, the one LITERALLY DRESSED UP AS AMELIA BEDELIA.
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(((Simcha Fisher))) Apr 19
Replying to @jonmsweeney
ooh, that looks nice! Looks like Susan Jeffers' more earthly cousin or something.
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David Hollingshead Apr 18
This is Just to Say I have eaten the sailors that were in the cave and which you were probably leading from Troy forgive me they were delicious so Greek and so lost
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Bernie Thoughts Apr 19
INSTEAD OF HAND-PICKED TRY HAM-PICKED
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America Magazine Apr 19
I needed a place where my venting was safe because it would be seen for what it was: a normal human response to suffering, writes .
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the library haunter 🦉 Apr 18
🎶I dreamed a dream in times gone by when hopes were high and life worth living 🎶
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