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josh androsky
[johnny carson voice] i spent all my bitcoins at jamba juice. JAMMMMBA juice.
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Nick Wiger 31m
Wow
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josh androsky 2h
Replying to @oldmanweldon
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josh androsky 2h
Replying to @ShutUpAndrosky
anyway, practice that before you talk to that annoying person in your life who somehow thinks mayor pete should be president.
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josh androsky 2h
here's how "universal free college is bad bc our taxes would pay for billionaires' kids!" is easily refuted. 1. like a million times more poor kids get free fucking college 2. rich assholes would rather photoshop their kids onto water polo players than send 'em to public schools
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Is This Our First Pure Wife Guy?
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kang👎 11h
This man loves his wife and I love him.
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josh androsky 23h
this thread is the best articulation of how i feel about 2020
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Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong 9h
Saudi Real Estate Companion
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J⬛️⬛️⬛️Grand Jury (b)(7)(A)⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ski 6h
If you’re like me and think this is really fucked up: instead of paying for Netflix, a dying streaming service, donate that $9 a month to
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josh androsky 6h
i saw borat opening night at the chinese theater and during the nude wrestling scene people were literally falling out of their seats into the aisles. best audience moment of my life.
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adam hrabik Jun 14
this looks like an episode of Man V. Food where the challenge is paper
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extremely online guy 23h
The harsh reality is that the psychotic police officer has done way less damage to that little girl than the unrealistically proportioned Barbie (that she admittedly stole) will do to her throughout her life. Think about that before you criticize his actions
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josh androsky 23h
this thread is the best articulation of how i feel about 2020
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Dustor 🇬🇧 Jun 13
“Get the lines oot”
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New York City Antifa Jun 14
happy friday, y'all
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Respectful Memes Jun 14
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josh androsky Jun 14
i was putting the finishing touches on my ‘2020 dem candidates as famous train accident .gifs’ thread and i forgot my kid’s birthday
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josh androsky Jun 14
the police makes them wear the yellow vests bc they keep wandering into traffic
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Rob Gillies Jun 14
Greg Wiener, a season ticket holder who was standing next to the officer, told The Associated Press the police are not telling the truth and are trying to cover up for what the officer did. He said Masai Ujiri never struck the officer in the face or asked for a credential.
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ɾɐɔoq⑉⑇ Jun 14
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