Tweets

	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 20
	Employee Does #WhatTheFluffChallenge At Office And Leaves For The Day. Co-workers Baffled. pic.twitter.com/02N5ZWKbse
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 18
	Replying to @realDonaldTrump @RT_Erdogan Thoughts and prayers. There, that should help.
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 18
	Office Jerk Trying To Decide If He’ll Cook Fish Or Burned Popcorn In The Microwave Today. pic.twitter.com/e787mDDyQU
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 17
	After Stunning Performance In Helsinki, 27 Search Firms Actively Recruiting Vladimir Putin For VP HR Positions. @shrm pic.twitter.com/KZUOEpk6zZ
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 16
	HR Professor Wakes Up To The Horror That He Has To Be Back At Work In 6 Weeks. pic.twitter.com/eONt8nn1RR
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 13
	Pet-Friendly Worplace Ruined By Poodle Who’s A Real Jerk pic.twitter.com/gbLbhzwtAN
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 12
	Local Sweatshop Hopes To Attract New Employees By Offering Paid Paternity Leave To Men Who Give Birth pic.twitter.com/B8S4LYRlxC
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 11
	Replying to @PeopleMgt Alternative title “People Who Hire People Don’t Know How To Hire People”
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 11
	Diverse Group Of Employees Bonds And Unites Over Their Common Hatred Of Diversity Training. #shrm #diversityday pic.twitter.com/x0eTBBdISg
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 10
	US Companies Make Up For #MarchMadness Productivity Losses As The Rest Of The World Watches Some Soccer Thing #FifaWorldCup18 #shrm
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jul 9
	@SHRMCertified HR Manager Hopes To God That HR Assistant Tim Doesn’t Share His Vacation Photos. @shrm pic.twitter.com/Wj9rsjFcwW
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jun 28
	@humana Offers Most Affordable Employee Health Insurance Plan Ever Consisting Of Only Thoughts And Prayers
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jun 27
	@SHRMCertified HR Professional Terrified Of How Many Times She’ll Hear The World “Hump” On Wednesday. pic.twitter.com/sjvBUxyabb
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jun 25
	#SHRM2019 Countdown: Only 363 More Days Until VEGAS!!! @shrm
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jun 21
	HR Professional Returns To Complete Chaos After #SHRM18 @shrm pic.twitter.com/u4PC0JiH1n
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jun 20
	@SHRM Looking Forward To Annual Conference In Chicago In 2118 So That They Can Save Some Bucks On Signage #SHRM18 pic.twitter.com/iYvoowQFS1
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Apr 7
	@sherylsandberg Looking Forward To Delivering Keynote Address at #shrm18 That Has Been Carefully Crafted Based On The Facebook Profiles of Attendees @shrm
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jun 19
	Replying to @HRDudette As much as I would like to meet my fans, I must keep my identity a secret - like Batman. But you never know, you may have already met me
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jun 19
	HR Assistant Tim Running Out Of Time To Get Lucky At #SHRM18 @shrm pic.twitter.com/T8EEEx5oz9
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	SHRM Onion @ShrmOnion	Jun 19
	Replying to @highonhr In HR we call that transgenerational.
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