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SHRM Onion Aug 20
Where can I buy one of those shirts? Asking for a friend.
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SHRM Onion Aug 20
SHRM Research Reveals That 82% Of All Paper Clips Used To Clean Ears
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SHRM Onion Aug 17
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Based on a sample size of one? Sounds generalizable to me.
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SHRM Onion Aug 17
SHRM Research Reveals That It’s Getting Much Harder To Find People Who Will Work 70 Hours Per Week For Free
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SHRM Onion Aug 7
Interviewers Highly Impressed With Applicant’s Fortnite Skills
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SHRM Onion Aug 3
Apple Store Employees Updating Their Resumes To Claim Responsibility For Apple’s $1 Trillion Valuation.
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SHRM Onion Aug 1
How did not report this first?
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SHRM Onion Jul 20
Employee Does At Office And Leaves For The Day. Co-workers Baffled.
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SHRM Onion Jul 18
Thoughts and prayers. There, that should help.
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SHRM Onion Jul 18
Office Jerk Trying To Decide If He’ll Cook Fish Or Burned Popcorn In The Microwave Today.
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SHRM Onion Jul 17
After Stunning Performance In Helsinki, 27 Search Firms Actively Recruiting Vladimir Putin For VP HR Positions.
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SHRM Onion Jul 16
HR Professor Wakes Up To The Horror That He Has To Be Back At Work In 6 Weeks.
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SHRM Onion Jul 13
Pet-Friendly Worplace Ruined By Poodle Who’s A Real Jerk
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SHRM Onion Jul 12
Local Sweatshop Hopes To Attract New Employees By Offering Paid Paternity Leave To Men Who Give Birth
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SHRM Onion Jul 11
Replying to @PeopleMgt
Alternative title “People Who Hire People Don’t Know How To Hire People”
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SHRM Onion Jul 11
Diverse Group Of Employees Bonds And Unites Over Their Common Hatred Of Diversity Training.
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SHRM Onion Jul 10
US Companies Make Up For Productivity Losses As The Rest Of The World Watches Some Soccer Thing
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SHRM Onion Jul 9
HR Manager Hopes To God That HR Assistant Tim Doesn’t Share His Vacation Photos.
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SHRM Onion Jun 28
Offers Most Affordable Employee Health Insurance Plan Ever Consisting Of Only Thoughts And Prayers
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SHRM Onion Jun 27
HR Professional Terrified Of How Many Times She’ll Hear The World “Hump” On Wednesday.
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