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Shawn Alff
Literary smut peddler. Naked by nature. Burner. Atheist. Writer for
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Shawn Alff 49m
Sadly my penis is the least impressive structure at Burning Man, although it is occasionally pointed out by tour guides as a mobile art instillation.
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Shawn Alff 58m
I have a feeling you’re going to upstage all my photos next year.
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Shawn Alff 59m
You should take my guerrilla glute bootcamp. We hold ass intensive nude poses around town then run from the cops when they try to arrest us for being too artsy. Inquire in my DMs regarding package deals.
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Sweet Sinner 20h
Sex, Lies, Money!!💋😈🤑 @zacwildexxx on by
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Mile High Media Sep 18
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Shawn Alff Sep 19
I met them before ‘s comedy show! We shared a plate of fries at the Rainbow Bar while chatting about books and porn and wondering if this was where Motley Crue got under the table blowjobs in The Dirt.
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Shawn Alff Sep 19
That was exactly what I was going for!
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Sweet Sinner Sep 17
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Sweet Sinner Sep 16
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Shawn Alff Sep 15
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ZOE SPARX⚡️ Sep 12
stopped paying attention to me for an entire 5 seconds 🎥
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Shawn Alff Sep 13
Have you never had sex with the Latin palindrome ? Also why the fuck is palindrome not a palindrome? That was some shitty wordsmithship
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Shawn Alff Sep 13
Replying to @RobbyEchoXXX
I think I saw a bunch of these juice machines downtown on a few corners near the arts district.
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Sweet Sinner Sep 13
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Shawn Alff Sep 13
We need to bring our A game for XBIZ and AVN . I say we walk the red carpet together carrying outfits made entirely of all of the purses we're asked to hold.
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Shawn Alff Sep 13
You're also forgetting your hand modeling scene
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Shawn Alff Sep 13
Replying to @davidlordxxx
Awards are nice but hearing something like this from an industry veteran actually means more. Thank you for leading the way.
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Shawn Alff Sep 13
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Shawn Alff Sep 13
Replying to @ClubCarmenXXX @AEexpo
I was about to retweet this until I opened the picture and realized how perfectly this picture captures my true self, which I’ve spent the last five years attempting to hide. And what do you mean I used to, as if I ever stopped.
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