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John Iadarola Jun 18
I grew up hoping we'd reach Star Trek style enlightenment and now here in 2018 we're still trying to persuade people that stealing children is wrong.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 18
Summary of the state of affairs:
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Ted Lieu Jun 17
Dear : You are lying. Period. How do we know you are lying Sec Nielsen? Because Stephen Miller pushed for the policy change & AG Sessions gleefully announced it. Also, 2000 kids didn't voluntarily decide to leave their parents. You forced the separation. Get it?
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 16
‘No law mandates that parents must be separated from their children at the border, and it's not a policy Democrats have pushed or can change alone as the minority in Congress.’
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 16
In other words, don’t think critically, don’t consult multiple news sources, and in general, don’t use your brain. Just blindly obey Fox News. This is fringe shit, and it’s business like this that makes me embarrassed to work for this company.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 16
Go listen to some Matt “Guitar” Murphy today. He was one of the greats, and he’s got a big fan over here.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 16
You got me. I watched Live and Let Die while I was writing the pilot.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 15
One of these men is lying.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 15
It’s about time someone explained puns and the art of nicknames to this dope. “Tricky Dick” or “Slick Willy” or “No Drama Obama” have a structural unity of phrasing, which is the point. “Crooked Hillary” sounds like something you made up while shaving, showering, or shitting.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 14
Round of Twitter applause for EP/Director , who’s killing it for !
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 14
Nothing ominous or worrisome about a Trump mural in the migrant detention camp. Nothing at all.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 14
The devil is in the details. There is much here that we’ve seen before.
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The Onion Jun 11
Couple Fucking At Next Table Obviously On Third Date
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 11
Very stable genius.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 10
With this one I was either socially ahead of my time, or preparing early to piss people off.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 10
Already exploring highbrow comedy when I was around 10.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 10
Who’s talking about Santa? You’re the one who believes in the fat man with the red hat.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 10
Dear Jack Dorsey, do you feel your creation has made the world a better place?
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 10
That is one very likely scenario. Some would say, “Well at least there’d be a dialogue where there was none before,” but that would be utterly eclipsed by the initial wastefulness of squandering a once-in-a-generation opportunity for peace by neglecting the homework.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 10
And therein lies the other danger: Only a blind idiot would deny, after observing this guy for the past few years, that it’s not the cause of peace he’s interested in: It’s the credit. It’s the photo-op. It’s the ego stroke. And it’s easy to manipulate a person with that motive.
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