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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Ted 2 is coming June 26, 2015
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Neil deGrasse Tyson 22h
Every now and then I get the impression that people would rather react before they think.
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Mark Leggett Mar 25
If I could have dinner with any three people from history, dead or alive, I would choose alive, and either pizza or nachos.
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Seth MacFarlane Mar 25
Check out on & support my cousin Erik's film about
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Dana Gould Mar 25
A summer program has been announced to help children with ADD and ADHD. I just think Concentration Camp is a terrible name...
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Seth MacFarlane Mar 25
Will Forte's Last Man On Earth is the funniest new show on TV. Go watch.
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Chris Regan Mar 23
I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it "Delightful."
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The Daily Show Mar 23
Tonight! Ted Cruz asks America if it's crazy enough to elect him president!
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Matt Oswalt Mar 23
WE GET IT girl on Facebook who's been changing profile photo all day, somebody called you "Ma'am" for the first time today
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Seth MacFarlane Mar 23
Unfortunate pairing of track name and album title.
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Seth MacFarlane Mar 21
RT: A million ways to die in the west just helped me make sense of my love life. That's fucked up. // Our goal is to fuck you up.
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John Viener Mar 17
Me- Hey, LA. It's past 10pm and I'm hungry. LA - Ha! Enjoy starving, motherfucker.
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Josh Comers Mar 17
I'll admit, I am looking forward to talking about something other than geopolitics and energy policy with my Starbucks barista.
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Julius Sharpe Mar 14
The worst part of every play is how many of the characters wear suspenders.
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Kumail Nanjiani Mar 14
Mustaches are the eyebrows of the lower face lol. Now that I have your attention, climate change is a real problem whether we see it or not.
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Spencer Porter Mar 14
I just want one goddamn brunch where my friends admit that Bernadette Peters is the white, Broadway Nicki Minaj.
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Mike Scully Mar 14
When the fuck did everyone get into hiking?!
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Gary Janetti Mar 14
I'm not judgemental. Just extremely, extremely observant.
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Seth MacFarlane Mar 14
I hope they didn't use the Wilhelm scream anywhere in Schindler's List.
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Seth MacFarlane Mar 14
Enough with the continental drift, you continents. All that shuffling makes you look like you have to pee.
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