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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Ted 2 is coming June 26, 2015
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Gary Janetti 5h
College graduates, we're not ready for you yet. Can you busy yourselves for a few years and then come back?
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Seth MacFarlane 6h
So how's that Kurt Cobain documentary? Is it pretty fun?
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Julius Sharpe May 27
Trying to decide whether or not to tag my therapist in these photos where I'm eating an ice cream sandwich in melted clown makeup.
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Seth MacFarlane May 27
Seriously? Rick Santorum again? Can't we just keep bringing in new bad guys like the Batman movies do?
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Seth MacFarlane May 27
This is President Nixon on his 1972 visit to China inspecting the first prototype VCR.
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Julius Sharpe May 26
Is Bryant Gumbel ever not lightly skeptical? Like when he has sex does he go, "This seems great, but what's the real story here, Mary?"
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Gary Janetti May 26
I just assumed the Duggars were all fucking each other anyway.
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Gary Janetti May 26
The most important thing you learn as you get older is you can skip most anything.
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Damien Fahey May 26
I just worry EDM DJs aren’t taking themselves seriously enough in their photos.
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Seth MacFarlane May 26
I will now tweet out the entire plot of Planet Of The Apes in emoji: 🚀😳⁉️🙈🙊🐵🙉🐵🗽😥
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dom bianchi May 21
Sometimes I think Shirley is the only one who really "gets" the Grand Canyon.
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Seth MacFarlane May 26
Huh... I'm trying to order the hoodie with the cat pouch, but I keep getting redirected to a suicide hotline.
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Dan Goulet May 25
million ways was awesome. Neeson was great and Ryan Reynolds was a good sport. Can't wait for Ted 2
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Kevin Seccia May 25
A dude throwing out the word "trifecta" is always a bad sign.
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Seth MacFarlane May 24
Quote from cognitive psychologist Gregory Berns in Michael Shermer's 'The Moral Arc' regarding animal rights:
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Seth MacFarlane May 24
This horse is such a fucking douchebag.
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Alex Baze Apr 21
"I'm probably really funny." -attractive people
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Julius Sharpe May 24
This seems like a really useful part of my hotel room.
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Seth MacFarlane May 24
Just saw someone get hit with a pie in a movie, and they DIDN'T follow it up by tasting it with one finger and giving a "not bad" shrug.
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Julius Sharpe May 23
I've never seen relish in a refrigerator that was less than seven years old.
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