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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Ted 2 is coming June 26, 2015
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Seth MacFarlane Mar 1
NO. Skeletons were invented by Satan so he could put fossils under parking lots to make us think Christ is fake.
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Seth MacFarlane Mar 1
"Grandma, what did your omelets used to look like?" - what the inventors of Instagram imagine conversations will be like in 2065.
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Dan Cronin Feb 28
Can't believe the nap I just took was free. I would have paid $750.
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Seth MacFarlane Feb 28
This makes me very sad.
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Seth MacFarlane Feb 28
If you really want me to call you a "smart phone" then you're gonna have to learn that I have never once meant "fracking bullshark."
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Seth MacFarlane Feb 28
Astronaut Terry Virts sends a tribute to Leonard Nimoy from the International Space Station.
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NASA Feb 27
RIP Leonard Nimoy. So many of us at NASA were inspired by Star Trek. Boldly go...
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Seth MacFarlane Feb 27
Leonard Nimoy brought us one of the greatest, noblest characters in the history of American storytelling. Someone find the Genesis planet.
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Seth MacFarlane Feb 27
Apparently Sen. Jim Inhofe doesn't get that it can be simultaneously cold in DC and warm elsewhere. Birds do. Oklahoma, just elect a bird.
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Kevin Seccia Feb 26
So we're agreed, the Internet was a huge mistake?
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Seth MacFarlane Feb 26
While re-watching Good Morning Vietnam, I realized I must be the only guy who prefers Lt. Hauk's playlist.
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Seth MacFarlane Feb 26
I love when a retired porn star wildly overcompensates by becoming an evangelical nut because they never properly understood moderation.
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Julius Sharpe Feb 26
Weird theory but every guy driving an Audi looks kind of like David Strathairn.
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Gates McFadden Feb 26
Not all dogs are the same...just sayin. This pooch cuddles baaaaad!
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The Onion Feb 25
Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine
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Seth MacFarlane Feb 25
RT : I saw the Family Guy Star Wars on TV the other day // "I'll alert the media."
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Kevin Seccia Feb 24
Those crop circles were made by my dog, looking for the exact right spot to pee.
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Laura Vandervoort Feb 25
Canada, it’s time to , it's time to ban cosmetics animal testing! Take action at
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Julius Sharpe Feb 24
How has everyone's wife not left them yet? Wake up, ladies!!
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The Onion Feb 24
Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution
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