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Seth MacFarlane 3h
So Sesame Street cuts Gordon, Bob, and Luis but Elmo gets to stick around? Fuck that.
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Crutnacker 12h
Oscar the Grouch will be harassed by Sesame Street police for petty offenses until he moves out of town.
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Kevin Seccia 13h
No one's ever done a good job eating an apple.
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paperwash© Jul 2
1300s: I'm dying from the Black Plague 1800s: I'm 9 and work in a factory 1900s: I'm off to fight in a war 2000s: IM OFFENDED
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brando commando Jul 6
Bully: you're a nerd and no one likes you Me: my dad likes me Dad: *removes bully mask* guess who, loser
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John DeVore Jul 26
Remember when a gracious McCain paused hostilities to congratulate Obama on his historic nomination in 2008, which was 100 years ago?
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Ray Aug 31
A sign language interpreter at a Trump rally just wildly swinging around both middle fingers in all directions as he speaks.
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Spencer Porter 22h
I never hate myself more than when sending an email with the subject line "Just checking in."
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Mark Leggett 23h
Hillary Clinton dresses like she's in charge of some sort of space federation.
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David Goodman 22h
. are you seeing this? This guy is calling you out.
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Seth MacFarlane 22h
Enough with the antiheroes, Hollywood. Where the fuck is Gary Cooper?
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Onion Politics Jul 27
DNC Fact: The convention is being held near Independence Hall, where the idea for a shameless partisan pageant every 4 years was born
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Seth MacFarlane Jul 26
Maybe the worst part about this is that he rhymes "sweet" with "chief".
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Seth MacFarlane Jul 26
The most bizarre Rodgers and Hart lyric has to be "And if you're good, I'll search for wood, so you can cook while I stand looking."
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Luke Adams Jul 25
“He is a demagogue, who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator.” - Prof. Stephen Hawking speaking about Donald Trump
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Seth MacFarlane Jul 25
Here's another. Always wince when these arrive in my inbox.
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Seth MacFarlane Jul 25
TV alts for "Million Ways". "Oh my God" is for daytime airing, and the racy "Uhh Jesus" is for late night. No joke.
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beth trumps Trump so Jun 29
the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead
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Sam Grittner Jul 24
All the wrong people hate themselves.
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