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Seth MacFarlane 3h
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Seth MacFarlane 3h
It has, but it's been measurable only in millennia. This is the first time it's been measurable in DECADES. That's human influence.
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Seth MacFarlane 3h
We can indeed prove that humans are to blame. Check out "Cosmos".
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Spencer Porter 12h
Being a parent is mostly muttering to yourself "why is this wet?"
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Slate 14h
Trump still hiring foreign workers ahead of Americans at Palm Beach resort:
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Seth MacFarlane 14h
When even The Weather Channel has to school Breitbart in science, it's time to crack a book or two.
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Seth MacFarlane 15h
We have FX and now FXX -- Fox, you should probably stop there.
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Seth MacFarlane 16h
Dammit why are all my friends sick right as I'm getting over the cold I pretended was just allergies
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Seth MacFarlane 17h
Sometimes I'll get a huge shipment of something for free just because I mentioned it on Twitter. Let's see if this works: Porsche Xbox food
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Jamie Henn Dec 6
"Covering up climate science and deceiving investors qualifies you for federal investigation, not federal office,"
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Seth MacFarlane Dec 6
Congrats to my incomparable drummer on his Grammy nom for Best Jazz Instrumental Album -- Dr. Um
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Seth MacFarlane Dec 6
Would you want science in your church? Of course not, Betsy. So for Christ's sake, keep church out of the schools.
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Seth MacFarlane Dec 5
The guy in the song "Splish Splash" has some really presumptuous, shit friends.
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Seth MacFarlane Dec 5
I invented Sanka.
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Seth MacFarlane Dec 5
Remember, when they turn the comments off on an editorial, it's because they know you're in complete agreement anyway.
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Seth MacFarlane Dec 5
Standing Rock water protectors... well done. The People fought the oil industry, and the People won. Keep it up.
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Seth MacFarlane Dec 4
Here's a clip from "Sing" - go check out the movie this Xmas!
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Seth MacFarlane Dec 4
Modern art is a total scam. Seriously, I just sold a fake Warhol to Seth Green for $4,000,000
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Michael Shermer Dec 4
Here Are Crime Stats You Need To See Before Claiming Violence Is Up 57% Americans think crime has gotten worse-Wrong
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PresidentialTrump Dec 3
Watched for laughs b4 turning in. Just need to purse his lips a bit more :-)If we can't laugh at ourselves, we're sunk.
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