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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Ted 2 is coming June 26, 2015
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Mark Leggett 3h
My downstairs neighbour has listened to "Don't Lose My Number" by Phil Collins for almost seven hours now, because that's what I'm playing.
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Epcot Centre 3h
You have got to try the Italian spaghetti at Italy Pavilion before you die.
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Seth MacFarlane 3h
Gay marriage and health care, we won! Hooray for us! Now we can FINALLY focus on climate change, which -- wait, where are you going? Guys?
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Seth MacFarlane 3h
Filming opening sequence for (photo from VFX supervisor Blair Clark)
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Seth MacFarlane 4h
Warburton and Micucci in
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Spencer Porter 7h
And this tweet ruins your pleasant afternoon with the brutally catchy phrase "Domo arigato Demi Lovato."
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Mark Leggett 7h
Who's to blame when a celebrity marriage falls apart? As always, the children.
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Naomi Klein 12h
Reality is polarizing.
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Damien Fahey 12h
Nowadays, when I go see comedy, I bring a focus group of think piece bloggers and get permission from them before I allow myself to laugh.
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Mark Leggett Jun 27
Putting a spiky collar on your pit bull is like drawing a frowny face on your gun.
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Seth MacFarlane 13h
Before the Internet, people were so bored that they held contests to see who could bend backward the farthest under a pole.
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Seth MacFarlane 13h
"Life: The Tweet." Eat. Work. Eat. Work. Sex. Eat. Work. Eat. Work. Sex. Eat. Work. Eat. Wor-- [SKULL EMOJI]
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Seth MacFarlane 13h
RT : Is it cool if we think of it as a funny movie // Or yeah. That fuckin' works too.
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Seth MacFarlane 13h
Think of Ted 2 as a criticism of political correctness, but an endorsement of correct politics. Class dismissed.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 29
RT : Put down your torches before reading this so you don't catch on fire. . // A beacon of common sense.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 28
A friend wants to fix me up with a woman he says is "straight out of a Lars von Trier movie." What does that mean? Is it good?
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Amy Schumer Jun 27
Holy shit I loved thank you go see it!
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 27
RT : you're on his right. // Fuck, THE left. Not HIS left. You've publicly shamed me.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 27
Had the privilege of doing a dual interview with one of my idols, the great Norman Lear. I'm the dope on his left.
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Seth MacFarlane Jun 27
0.097: The Blood Alcohol Level at which men are incapable of peeing without striking up a conversation with the guy at the next urinal.
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