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Siddel the Serf
Turnip toiler, egg aggregator. Making Mercia great through unquestioning serfdom. All hail Donaeld!
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Siddel the Serf Apr 6
Replying to @donaeldunready
Happy to work our fingers to the bone for Mercia! Your praise is enough to keep us going - no need for geld! Can't warm the home with it.
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Sean Halfwity Apr 4
High Reeve confirmation fight reminds me of what father used to say: "If you can't beat them, change the rules using an arcane procedure."
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Siddel the Serf Apr 5
Replying to @donaeldunready
Yes. Shut their dam mouths.
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Siddel the Serf Apr 5
Replying to @donaeldunready
Though Theresa May End Up With Egg ON Her Before It Is All Done. Delicious egg.
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Siddel the Serf Apr 5
Replying to @donaeldunready
And if they ever turnip at our doors, lettuce be sure they know that we won't be offering the carrot. It's the end of their salad days.
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Siddel the Serf Apr 2
Replying to @donaeldunready
I curse the day I first ever laid m' eyes on a dweezil! Sneaky as a Dane and always after my eggs!
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Wulfgar the Bard Apr 2
Chronicle Review: A week in tapestries (2nd April).
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Wulfgar the Bard Apr 1
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Siddel the Serf Apr 1
Wyf served turnips and boiled eggs for breakfast. Turnips were rags and eggs just painted wood. Going to work hungry today! She got me! Hah!
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Siddel the Serf Apr 1
Replying to @donaeldunready
Every day a day full of foolery? Imagine that! We can only look on in envy most days.
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Siddel the Serf Apr 1
Replying to @donaeldunready
Serfs are blessed by having their sweat turned to geld... Other people's geld. Truly miraculous! What a great day to be a serf.
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Siddel the Serf Apr 1
Replying to @donaeldunready
Hail King Donaeld! An unemployed serf is hardly a serf at all, after all!
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Siddel the Serf Apr 1
Beautiful eggs! Truly a scene of heaven. Hopefully I will be able to find some half so divine today.
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Siddel the Serf Mar 28
Replying to @donaeldunready
greatest progress in Mercian security to date. No sea = no longships. Doubtful whether Danes clever enough to put wheels on.
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Donaeld The Unready Mar 27
Great work from a great truth (not sooth) saying bard. Accurate manuscripts, great tapestries and better illuminations than the Black Pool.
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Donaeld The Unready Mar 26
Franks and Alans think they're tough b/c of male names. Need to react. All Mercian Barrys form up in London. Time to make the Thames Barrier
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Siddel the Serf Mar 26
a serf who doesn't know where they are isn't serfing well. Might end up harvesting beets instead of turnips.
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Siddel the Serf Mar 25
Replying to @donaeldunready
the hour of reckoning will soon be upon them.
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Donaeld The Unready Mar 25
Mercians! Sneaky Danes have stolen an hour from the day! No limit to their dishonestly. I'll be looking into this in minute detail.
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Donaeld The Unready Mar 24
Replying to @SerfinMercia
The best ticks in life are free, but you can leave them to the birds and the bees, I want money.
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