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A Skellington Inside Some Meat
Comedy writer (News Quiz, Elephant in the Room, Horrible Histories, Homeschool History), author (Darkwood) & procrastinator (this hellsite)
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 12m
God, you just reminded of a rant some rando woman went off on (TBF about 20y ago) when we did that 'both side stepping the same way' shuffle & I laughed & went 'shall we dance?' she was all 'NO, THAT'S FOR PATHETIC WOMEN WHO CAN'T GET A MAN, I CAN GET A MAN'. Some people.
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 24m
When Netflix stops after 4 episodes in a row to ask if you're still watching & you catch your reflection in the screen
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 25m
Replying to @emmapashmina
Fellas is it anti family for women to dance without a man present
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Tomb Scream(hollow)man 49m
Just caught a glimpse of myself on a Zoom and immediately regretted it
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 47m
Replying to @edmorrish
EDWARD.
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 1h
Replying to @redfacts @twirlynoodle
Yeah, the horrible buggers are GETTING it in droves & then being fine.
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 2h
Replying to @MrKenShabby @john_self
I saw him say the other day that probably the only way trumpo can win now is to steal it. So obviously that's what will happen.
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 2h
Replying to @Louiestowell
Yup, it's all a bit *tank explosion*
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 2h
Replying to @Louiestowell
Corbo just got booted out of Labour
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 2h
'Just going to quickly check on UK Politics Twitter'
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 2h
Replying to @cmccrudden
Further down in the comments someone points out that before jumping on the New Section 28 Bandwagon, 'truth in science' were mostly pushing creationism, so yeah, Chequered Flag Twitter certainly have some interesting new pals.
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 2h
Replying to @BurrisCommaBen
Oh, that's lovely to hear! EVERYONE loves Trevor but it's nice to hear that my two grumpiest female characters* are getting love. *There is an even grumpier lady in Such Big Teeth, mind you
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 2h
Replying to @BurrisCommaBen
Aww, hooray! AND YES, SMALL CHILD, AUTHORITARIAN RULERS ARE OFTEN HYPOCRITES, GOOD CATCH
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 3h
Oh yes m8
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 4h
Replying to @DavidMuttering
He got better! Not saying I wish he hadn't, just that at this point it's worth scientists looking at the 'funny people keep dying, horrible people keep getting better' link.
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 4h
What if 'being a horrible bastard who has never spread joy' turns out to be the best cure for Rona, after all?
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 4h
What the fuck is the Rona's problem with the comedy industry, eh? Why does it keep killing Famouses who spent their lives making others laugh, but when a horrible bastard gets it they shrug it off? Anyway, 'smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast' rip Bobby Ball
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 15h
Replying to @BurrisCommaBen
OMG thank you so much! (I WANT TO KNOW THE OBSERVATIONS)
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 19h
💖thank you!💖
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A Skellington Inside Some Meat 22h
Replying to @EwaSR
I mean, have we checked that the Goves are NOT Bad Ghosts? Because I think the old lady might have a very good point.
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