Don’t California my state!
Pro Tip: If your city responds to a sharp uptick in crime and looting by reducing its police force, get out of there. Now.
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Too late.
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And don’t bring your blue attitude to red states. Thank you!
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...but then don't vote blue in your new residence
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But if people give up and leave... don't the upticks win!?
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The upticks mostly kill each other, too frequently kill innocent bystanders and only occasionally target innocents. Getting out of their way is winning.
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If you can't afford to move... Buy a gun and learn to use it. NRA offers free classes across the country..
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Guns are pointless if the police arrest you for using them
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