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The official account of Council. Buy the book: Buy t-shirts: . For more information please reread.
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Scarfolk Council Apr 16
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Scarfolk Council Apr 14
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Les Floyd Apr 13
Scarfolk is one of the most disturbing, disturbing and disturbing* things I've ever encountered - not only online, but in real life, and I live 30 miles from Cockermouth. * Couldn't find my Thesaurus. Couldn't be bothered with , either.)
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Scarfolk Council Apr 13
Happy Friday the 13th, paraskevidekatriaphobics! As you may have noticed from reading the news, our bid to make *every* day as cursed and as frightening as is slowly coming to fruition.
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Scarfolk Council Apr 6
Scarfolk tees 50% off!
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Scarfolk Council Apr 6
Why charge when you can charge and fight obesity by making overweight people pay the gravity surcharge?
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Scarfolk Council Apr 4
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Scarfolk Council Apr 3
Are you today? Always make sure you schedule your workplace accident so that it's convenient for your employer. More info:
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Scarfolk Council Apr 2
Two children's bestsellers of the 1970s More books here:
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Scarfolk Council Apr 1
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Scarfolk Council Mar 29
Scarfolk Council stipulates that every easter egg must clearly display the word 'easter' at least 100 times and reflect the true meaning of easter. More info: Happy Easter!
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Scarfolk Council Mar 31
The Easter hunt will soon begin, children, but you will have to bring your own ashtrays.
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Scarfolk Council Mar 29
Replying to @Princess_Granny
Unfortunately, the Product Safety Standards Commission wouldn't let us include real thorns, so we had to use chocolate substitutes. We are sorry if this affects your enjoyment of our product.
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Scarfolk Council Mar 29
Scarfolk Council stipulates that every easter egg must clearly display the word 'easter' at least 100 times and reflect the true meaning of easter. More info: Happy Easter!
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Scarfolk Council Mar 29
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Dark Bunny Tees Mar 27
The official gift shop has some sparkly* new items and a restock of Scarfolk Council t-shirts. Come one, come all** For more information please reread. *Not actually sparkly. **Some exclusions may apply.
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Scarfolk Council Mar 27
Replying to @Scarfolk
The black & white t-shirts have also been restocked!
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Scarfolk Council Mar 26
Pre-order our Play School t-shirt now from FREE badge with every order. (Why not pick up a NEW Scarfolk mug while you're there? )
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❄️ TimOS 3.1 - Simplicity, Extrapolated™️ 🇪🇺 Mar 26
I cannot believe that it is only now that I've realised that "Scarfolk" can be read as "scar folk". Nice pun.
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Scarfolk Council Mar 26
When I click the mug link in the above tweet it takes me through to the Scarfolk mug product page.
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