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Scarfolk Council 8h
When politicians say they want to build bridges... "For weeks after the opening of the bridge, muffled cries and groans that could be heard coming from within the structure..."
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Scarfolk Council Jan 15
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Scarfolk Council Jan 14
Replying to @Scarfolk
Somebody is questioning the science in Scarfolk. They do not believe that a computer in the 1970s can turn brainwaves into images, or that everyone's brains can collectively produce the same image of a monkey next to a wind-up mechanical drumming bear.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 14
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Scarfolk Council Jan 14
Scarfolk is finding the right audience on Reddit today.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 14
Miss this week's post? "British wine is the envy of Europe..." plus computers that convert brainwaves into images for advertisers. More info:
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Scarfolk Council Jan 11
NEW! Buy British Products (1970s magazine ad). More info:
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Scarfolk Council Jan 11
NEW! Buy British Products (1970s magazine ad). More info:
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Scarfolk Council Jan 11
Scarfolk has many . Why not visit Scarfolk Drop, our #1 suicide hotspot, where you can also see our inaccessible, submerged welfare housing estate. More info:
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Richard Littler Jan 10
It's 2 years since someone graffitied this Brixton memorial sign on behalf of Scarfolk Council. Oh, and someone called David Boughy or Bowie or something died.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 9
The new Alton Towers ride vs old Scarfolk rides.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 8
Warning: Watch out for the dream thieves. And the pork dummies.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 7
Miss this week's post? If your tongue was removed this week, notepads and pens are available FREE to those who still wish to communicate. More info:
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Scarfolk Council Jan 7
Miss this week's post? If your tongue was removed this week, notepads and pens are available FREE to those who still wish to communicate. More info:
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Scarfolk Council Jan 6
We recommend you check all food your relatives give you. If it smells of bitter almonds, don't consume it.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 4
NEW! 'Loose Tongues = Lose Tongues' A 1970s public information campaign. More info:
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Scarfolk Council Jan 4
NEW! 'Loose Tongues = Lose Tongues' A 1970s public information campaign. More info:
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Scarfolk Council Jan 3
⚡️When they stop talking about it, we'll stop posting it. Here's the guide to nuclear apocalypse.
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Mr. Rumbelows Dec 31
New year's eve advice: Getting metaphorically legless is not enough. Make 2018 the year you go all the way. Think of all the money you will save on socks/stockings, shoes (+ variants, incl. flip-flops) and trouser-based garments.
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Scarfolk Council Dec 31
If you are looking forward to a happy new year and positive 2018, please read this public information message. You can also find out what's in store for the coming year here:
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