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The official account of Council. Buy the book here: For more information please reread.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 21
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Harold Weaver Smith Jan 17
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Scarfolk Council Jan 15
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Scarfolk Council Jan 15
As you've no doubt heard, some politicians are worried that the overuse of democracy could lead to a shortage. As a consequence, the government will soon be implementing democracy rationing and will henceforth vote *for* you to preserve dwindling democracy resources.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 15
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Scarfolk Council Jan 14
"Theresa May urges MPs to 'take a second look' at her deal" Translation: "For more information please reread" Every day a step closer to Scarfolk.
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BBC Archive Jan 12
1973: Nationwide covered the Goathland Plough Stot ceremony. Scarfolk is real.
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Phil Jan 9
Christmas books. Discovering Scarfolk is remarkable.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 10
In the 1970s, Scarfolk's conservative Minister for Hunger was aware of increasing levels of food insecurity and consequently launched a successful secondhand food scheme.
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Dave Leathem Jan 7
I think we’ve actually now passed the point of inflection where the worlds of Monty Python and make significantly more sense than reality.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 7
"Expiration Cards: Cutting healthcare costs by cutting the numbers of patients."
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Hugo Douglas-Deane Jan 4
Being a council communications officer, this is a fantastic handbook for how to make sure the masses are informed about the latest practices in rabies prevention (as well as ensuring they remain subservient). Bravo
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Scarfolk Council Jan 3
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Gayle Cope Jan 3
I had a dream last night, premonition? A ferry was in sight, stacked with Lobottymed boxes, a crowd cheered. “After The Fox” pumped out of the tannoy. Suddenly the ferry lists and starts to sink. All the crowd did was “uhh”. Saturation point.
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Scarfolk Council Jan 2
today? ALWAYS schedule your workplace accidents so that they're convenient for your employer. Disability benefits & sick pay will only be awarded if a workplace accident has been approved in advance. Consult a management-approved psychic.
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Scarfolk Council Dec 31
Look around. You've seen how bad things are. Deep down, you know what's coming. Don't delude yourself by wishing for a happy, prosperous 2019... Only joking!* *For more information please reread but omit the joking part.
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ge ricci Dec 31
I'll start 2019 with the right book
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Scarfolk Council Dec 30
Thread: Scarfolk 2018 highlight. In June, the government published its civil service quarterly magazine, which included a piece about the history of state public information. Among the images of genuine campaigns, however, was a Scarfolk poster about shooting rabid children. /1
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Clare P 🌥 Dec 30
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Scarfolk Council Dec 30
Replying to @Scarfolk
When approached for a statement, a Cabinet Office spokeswoman admitted the mistake, but that didn't stop us from issuing the government with a cease & desist letter insisting they refrain from stealing dystopian, totalitarian ideas from Scarfolk. /4
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