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Scaachi
oh she's beautiful, but she's a pill
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Ben Smith 2h
From , one of the most thoughtful things you'll read about gender and sex and how we got here
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Scaachi 4h
Read my piece on The Game, pickup artists, and adaptation in the time of . (Also, me talking about how much I fucking love magic.)
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Scaachi 22h
Replying to @scottdeveau
so what you’re saying is you are ready to rock n’ roll?
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Angela Pacienza Sep 21
Tip: We use the 100-word explanation to decide shortlist. Use spellcheck and don't go over 100. Good luck! How to apply for The Globe and Mail’s 2019 summer job program
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Scaachi Sep 21
Replying to @brokeymcpoverty
well you know how to find me when you need legal representation once the raccoons unlawfully detain you for life
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Scaachi Sep 21
the first family was Ham, Monterey Jack, and Ham Ham married a woman named Dharma they had five children: Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Sweet Dee, and Frank Frank and Charlie broke into our home
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Scaachi Sep 21
Replying to @brokeymcpoverty
yes and i will survive because our future overlords will remember my kindnesses
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Scaachi Sep 21
Replying to @brokeymcpoverty
they’re hungry, tracy
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Scaachi Sep 18
Replying to @Scaachi
did they break in because we have been treating them like our babies and not wild animals, talking to them when they're in our yard and giving them names? who's to say. feed the raccoons.
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Scaachi Sep 18
on the eve of our wedding, two racoons broke into our home through a window left ajar and ate every bread product in our kitchen, further proof that we must feed the raccoons in order to keep them content and complacent. this is my only mayoral platform.
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Scaachi Sep 20
Replying to @amandahess
no
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Scaachi Sep 20
Replying to @KerryReads
this is so nice but i am moving cities in a week so all our food has to be tossed/donated. i just want one box from GG! I WILL FIND HER.
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John Lancaster Sep 20
Replying to @jlancasterCBC
Police source to CBC- Hussain's computer and phone were data mined, there were no images of anything related to terrorism despite rumours some are trying to spread.
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John Lancaster Sep 20
Replying to @jlancasterCBC
Hussain had several dealings with Toronto and Durham police for being "EDP"-police jargon for "Emotionally Distressed Person"-described as depressed, fascinated with death and violence.
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John Lancaster Sep 20
New details about emerging as court documents released: Shooter (Faisal Hussain) shot himself in head after firing on unsuspecting public. He had ad been arrested 2 days prior to rampage for shoplifitng but not charged.
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Scaachi Sep 20
be quiet and put more shoes on elamin
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Scaachi Sep 20
dominos is good but i agree, everyone should wear five pairs of shoes outside the home at all times
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Scaachi Sep 20
Replying to @elamin88
you can breathe if you bring me more sandwiches
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Scaachi Sep 20
Replying to @lisatozzi @elamin88
he doesn’t know he does it and stops immediately but every time i shed a full layer of my skin
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