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Susan Sassi
I nap and make the ha has. I love sitcoms and I love to write comedy!
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Emily Schmidt Feb 19
The guys were slyly doing an emotional makeover on all of us women in comedy who have tried to date our own version of that stand-up comedian in episode 7.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Feb 19
Nothing but respect for our president.
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Susan Sassi Feb 18
Everytime I see the TV show “The Leftovers” I think it’s about food from last nights dinner.
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Susan Sassi Feb 16
Save the date! Next Friday Feb 23rd at 8pm, The Pack Theatre’s staged reading of my pilot, Renaissance! Life’s not fair... It’s a Ren Fair!
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Susan Sassi Feb 16
Save the date! Next Friday Feb 23rd at 8pm, The Pack Theatre’s I’m a Pilot will produce a staged…
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Susan Sassi Feb 15
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The Night Cap Feb 14
President Trump says he's "totally opposed to domestic violence." In fact, if he finds out anyone is guilty of it, he'll take swift action and fire them seven months later.
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Nick Assunto Feb 12
Stephen King's It but from the point of view of a super terrified clown who's trying to get away from some emotionally disturbed children.
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Susan Sassi Feb 12
Replying to @kristincliff
your reply: Neither is talking to jack asses
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Dave Lartigue 🌹 1967-1990 Feb 11
Billy Joel: working too hard can give you a heart attack Cathy: ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
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Kristin Clifford Feb 8
My god the female comics in Chicago are so much better than the men.
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Susan Sassi Feb 8
Man gets superior intelligence over animals. Man uses that intelligence to create a sophisticated machine... he can stick his dick into 🙄🙄🙄
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Susan Sassi Feb 8
The difference between man and ape is the sophistication of the item he sticks his penis into
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Susan Sassi Feb 7
I remembered to put in my night guard, so anything is possible.
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Susan Sassi Feb 6
Just got an insane deal on a hotel room reserved for a writing retreat! At first, I was really excited. But now I'm scared the price was really good because I'm going to get murdered. :(
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ScreenCraft Feb 5
Congratulations to the semifinalists of the Fall 2017 ScreenCraft Film Fund backed by BondIt! See the list here:
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Susan Sassi Feb 5
Thank you and for making my Monday magical and moving my TV Pilots to the Semi-Finals for your Film Fund!!
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Susan Sassi Feb 4
Labor is too fast. Zero births happen in a hospital
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Susan Sassi Feb 1
Replying to @EavesKelsey
never be sorry for puns
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Susan Sassi Feb 1
Despite sexual harassment complaints, the Humane Society decided to keep their CEO after he promised to stop sticking his face in crotches and sniffing butts.
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