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Susan Sassi
I nap and make the ha has. I love sitcoms and I love to write comedy!
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Susan Sassi 4h
You know america has an obesity problem when people defend a hamburger over a kid
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Karen Kilgariff Oct 21
Your yearly reminder: in casual conversation you get 20 seconds 30 max then you stop talking - trust
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Susan Sassi 8h
His name is Harry Purrter @ Geeky Teas & Games
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Susan Sassi 10h
This is the poster hanging in a cat rescue facility. I love their dark sense of humor.…
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Susan Sassi Oct 19
I imorove everyday. Today I didn't get lost!
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Susan Sassi Oct 8
"Imagination is never the solution" Lt Holt
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Susan Sassi Oct 8
I'm at the age where I'm smart enough to know my dream man is Charles Boyle <3 <3
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Susan Sassi Oct 7
If we all had dogs, traffic would be much more bearable ❤️
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Susan Sassi Oct 4
The fitness challenge is having me do carb cycling. I was excited until I realized it didn't involve eating donuts while riding a bike...
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The Night Cap Sep 29
Introducing the new fragrance for white people who feel oppressed:
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Brandon Burkhart Oct 2
Just like we call someone "Crazy Cat Lady" if she has more than 2 cats, we should call someone "Crazy Gun Guy" if he has more than 2 guns.
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The Night Cap Oct 3
Do vaccines cause autism...in your dog? Our Anti-Science correspondent finds out.
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The Night Cap Oct 4
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson reaffirmed his commitment to the job. Which in Washington speak means he'll resign by the end of the week.
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Ben Kuerschner Sep 27
Hugh Hefner just died. I'll attend his funeral, but just for the articles.
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Susan Sassi Sep 27
Replying to @sadgirlkms @esiwasil
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Susan Sassi Sep 27
RIP Hugh Hefner. This is the stiffest he's been in years.
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Brandon Burkhart Sep 24
Whenever a predicted apocalypse date comes and goes, the prestigious "Christian Numerologist" profession loses a tiny bit of credibility.
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The Night Cap Sep 21
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The Night Cap Sep 18
"The Handmaid's Tale" won Best Drama at the . Although if Mike Pence ever becomes president, it'll be up for Best Documentary.
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Susan Sassi Sep 26
I can only annoy people for so long. Eventually I have to let go and let them learn how to annoy themself
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