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Sarah Law
wine, gifs, memes, periodically snacking and elasticated waistbands. 📷:
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Sarah Law Sep 20
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Sarah Law Sep 20
see recent gif for more info
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Cats Against Humanity Sep 18
20: kinda thought I'd have my shit together by now 25: totally thought I'd have my shit together by now 30: definitely thought I'd have my shit together by now 35: well shit, I guess this is just who I am
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Sarah Law Sep 18
Replying to @Tjpixy @Specsavers
You’re telling me!!! He looked absolutely mortified that I’d basically ran after him in a busy street to give him this individual tea bag back!
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Sarah Law Sep 18
just chased after someone after they dropped a small white wallet in the street. Caught up with them to realise It was a PG tips tea bag. this might be the most British thing I’ve ever experienced.
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Sarah Law Sep 18
Replying to @LucyGoesDating
Many a time I’ve had to escape to a club bathroom when someone is getting too familiar or handsy on a night out so this eliminates that option. Would like to think loos would be more closely monitored to protect both sexes moving forward but chances are slim 😟
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Sarah Law Sep 17
“how’s ur 30s treating u?” me: 🙃
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Dave M Sep 14
What I found when I went to get in the shower this morning.
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Sarah Law Sep 15
I was lucky (that time) that the shittiness didn’t follow me around; you had it from all sorts of platforms which is just awful. Sending love ♥️
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Sarah Law Sep 15
This is some next level garbage from Tinder you’ve had to deal with. Just read your highlighted tweet and I’m so sorry for that absolute trash can abuse you’ve had ♥️
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sarah broadfield Sep 13
I don’t really care how your is going since a mouse quite literally just fell from the sky, hit off my shoulder and died on the floor after a short struggle.
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Sarah Law Sep 12
😭😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀
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Sarah Law Sep 12
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Sarah Law Sep 12
Replying to @JennyGarrett @jonnysun
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Sarah Law Sep 11
Replying to @SnookerBunny
I was SO CONFUSED. Emailed Tinder support and they said I must have violated their terms (ie posted unsolicited nudity / racist content etc) I urged them to look at my account to see I’d barely even logged in, let alone do that...yet to hear back and I’m still banned.
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Sarah Law Sep 11
Replying to @SnookerBunny
I was banned from tinder years ago because I was reported - I’d been on it less than 24 hours and had three horrible messages calling me a prick tease for not replying immediately and subsequently banned. So ridiculous
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Sarah Law Sep 10
Replying to @JennyGarrett @ABC
😭😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Akeel✨ Sep 6
the apps on my iphone when im about to delete them
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Julia Wertz Sep 7
oh fuck me I just learned that field mice crawl inside tulips to pig out on pollen and then they overdo it and fall asleep inside the flower and I can't even. Look at his face close up 😭 pollen is nature's Dorito dust
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Sarah Law Sep 7
me when I get home from work
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