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Sam Sykes
the one where Ross wakes up each night to a creaking sound and sees an old woman's hand suddenly pull shut the closet door that had been slowly opening
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Sam Sykes Nov 26
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the one where Joey awakens on an island with no memory of how he got there and slowly comes to realize something long-legged and yellow-eyed walks painfully thin through the forest at night
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Sam Sykes Nov 26
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
the one where Rachel keeps waking up in a cold, breathless sweat after having the same dream where a shadowy, many-limbed creature crawls from her sink drain and into her mouth as she sleeps, each night and one day, she awakens with a sore throat
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Sam Sykes Nov 26
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
the one where Chandler comes home early from work and accidentally sees Monica standing in the mirror, practicing saying "you're being too suspicious, Chandler" over and over
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Sam Sykes Nov 26
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
the one where Phoebe tries to write a new song and, upon reviewing what she wrote, sees that the words 'why did you do it' have been scrawled over and over on the pages
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Sam Sykes Nov 26
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
the one where Joey gets a bad itch on the back of his head and the more he scratches at it, the more he feels coarse skin, lips, teeth, an eye that is always open, always watching
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Sam Sykes Nov 29
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
the one where Chandler gets up from the couch to go get a beer and, upon leaving the room, lingers at the door and peers around the corner to watch a long, reptilian tongue extend from Monica's mouth and moisten her right eye
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Sam Sykes Nov 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
the one where Phoebe wakes up each night to see her wardrobe doors open just a crack, a girl’s voice inside saying she’s cold and scared and won’t she please come in and keep him company, growing increasingly angrier as she continues to state
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Sam Sykes Nov 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
The one where Rachel is followed each day by an ancient woman, rheumy-eyed and toothless, who no one else can see and who laughs hoarsely in anticipation of an unknown fate yet to befall
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Sam Sykes Nov 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
the one where Ross no longer speaks in his home, terrified into silence by the snow white cat that sits outside his window, repeating every word he speaks, slowly smoothing out imperfections as it mimics his voice perfectly
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Sam Sykes Nov 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
the one where Joey stops hanging out with his friends, stops eating, stops sleeping, dedicating every waking moment to constructing the infernal machine he's seen in his dreams whose purpose is unknown but to grind the world to dust between its agonizing gears
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Sam Sykes Nov 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
the one where Chandler sits on the couch, staring into the winding chasms, smooth and polished to obsidian, that the thing wearing Monica's skin has carved into their building, chittering to voices whose replies are in a language that hurts to hear
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when everyone believes you, what’s that like? Nov 26
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
Gladys is everywhere
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Dorauko Nov 26
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There one where Chandler says “Uhh...ya think?!” before the reaper of souls flays his skin after telling him, “this may hurt a little”
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Ashleigh Poole Nov 26
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Okay but I was watching Friends as you posted this. Now I’m off to have nightmares.
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noodle boy Nov 26
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Surly Rae Jepsen Nov 27
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The One With All The Blood
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Brandon Hoimlee Nov 27
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The one where at every corner a strange man emerges from the shadows it is Sam Sykes buy my book
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Leni Morgan Nov 27
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Am I the only one who really wants to see these????
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Webby's Bike Seat Nov 27
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With friends like these, who needs anime?
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