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Sam Sykes
woman has a healthy dating life and decides to settle down after finding love idk why this is a headline
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Markia Jenai: ❄️HO HO OH NO ❄️ Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
This is something that would happen in my story probably. I support this
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Sam Sykes Oct 30
Replying to @Mjenai_art
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Chuck Wendig Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
you date any ghosts lately or maybe vampires
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Sam Sykes Oct 30
Replying to @ChuckWendig
oh yeah I was WAY into the vampire dating scene for awhile, back when it was big huge mistake, tbh
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Chuck Wendig Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
did you use that app
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Sam Sykes Oct 30
Replying to @ChuckWendig
yeah, I really dug on SUKR a bit too much if you get me
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Chuck Wendig Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
I feel you swipe right to be some vampire’s blood puppet
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Sam Sykes Oct 30
Replying to @ChuckWendig
oh for real worst part is they aren't even that great you think it's going to be some amazing immortal love but half the time you end up with someone who got undead immortality so they could keep watching TV shows
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Chuck Wendig Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
oh my god I know, and instead of like, everlasting death love, you’re basically just a bag of holding full of Blood Doritos vampire dating sucks
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Sam Sykes Oct 30
Replying to @ChuckWendig
god tell me about it but the options for undead dating are pretty slim to begin with
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Chuck Wendig Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
it really is ghosts are sad all the time zombies are super needy don’t even get me started on banshees, dang
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Sam Sykes Oct 30
Replying to @ChuckWendig
hahahaha for real like can we have ONE conversation where your hideous wailing DOESN"T hasten my jaunt to the grave by another turn o'er the calendar?
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Chuck Wendig Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
right? It’s like okay could you stop keening, I know people die and whatever and you’re a gray robed scion of sorrow, but this is an Applebee’s
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Sam Sykes Oct 30
Replying to @ChuckWendig
and why the fuck do the undead love Applebee’s so much I’m sorry but someone had to ask
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Chuck Wendig Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
no no I know it sounds bad or whatever but that’s a real phenomenon, someone should figure that out just yesterday I was there and a group of office wights ate all the chicken fingers, and I couldn’t get any? c’mon, wights, jeez
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Sam Sykes Oct 30
Replying to @ChuckWendig
office wights are the actual worst all stealing my stapler and also draining the very warmth of my blood with their unholy touch
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Chuck Wendig Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
yep, then they set up their grave barrows in the break room
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Sam Sykes Oct 30
Replying to @ChuckWendig
We all have to use that break room, Eric
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Chuck Wendig Oct 30
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
seriously ERIC, would it kill you to use deodorant oh wait I guess he’s already sorta dead? whatever my point is that he smells like bad cheese
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