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Sam Sykes
i'll tell you this, man owning this haunted hotel is definitely NOT what I was expecting
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
oh for real? I figured it’d be pretty open and shut what’s up
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Sam Sykes Aug 24
Replying to @ChuckWendig
man it is a goddamn mess all ghostly children running around and mysterious stains and, worst of all, disgruntled writers comin up lookin for inspiration and such
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
I bet the writers are the worst part
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Sam Sykes Aug 24
Replying to @ChuckWendig
oh, for real, dude some fella comes downstairs hollerin about his dead wife speaking to him through a typewriter or something and I'm all "man, what do you want ME to do about it?"
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
so what do you do with the writers like, you could kill them but now you’ve got Author Ghosts and jfc you don’t need that problem
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Sam Sykes Aug 24
Replying to @ChuckWendig
oh for real, that'd be fuckin terrible like they come out as ghosts and tell you to finish their tale BUT their story is about how they really want to bang a melon or something I dunno I'm not a ghost I don't know what ghosts write about
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
you’re definitely NOT a ghost right you were just a little defensive about the ghost thing is why I’m asking
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Sam Sykes Aug 24
Replying to @ChuckWendig
I am like 90% sure I am not a ghost
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
that’s a good number but uhh is there something making you hesitate on that last ten percent
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Sam Sykes Aug 24
Replying to @ChuckWendig
well like you can never be TOTALLY sure, you know? like I don't want some Shyamalan shit being sprung on me
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
I mean, you’re alive right
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Sam Sykes Aug 24
Replying to @ChuckWendig
well okay now you've got me wondering is there some kinda like ghost test or something
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
shit I dunno but I guess we could fumble our way through it are you see-through? ghosts are usually that way right like opaque or translucent or... dang I forget the difference between them
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Sam Sykes Aug 24
Replying to @ChuckWendig
I mean, no but some ghosts aren't see-through, right, like some are just hanging out, lookin all fleshy and such
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
damn that’s true ectoplasm? are you like snotty in weird places?
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Sam Sykes Aug 24
Replying to @ChuckWendig
I do like my excretions
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
okay so we will count that as a maybe I think the big one is, do you remember dying
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Sam Sykes Aug 24
Replying to @ChuckWendig
not a ton, no but it's kind of hard to think like there are a TON of dead bodies around here
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Chuck Wendig Aug 24
Replying to @SamSykesSwears
oh see that’s not good
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