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Sam Sykes
Fantasy author of The City Stained Red, The Mortal Tally and An Affinity for Steel. Professional bear-wrestler, angriest man alive.
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Sam Sykes 53m
Replying to @SylviaSlays
I have three dollars and a box of tictacs
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Tom Thorogood 12h
i started ' The Mortal Tally thinking there would be some sort of reconciliation after the events of City Stained Red, and we'd start on a new quest. nope. everyone is sad and broken and making terrible decisions from the outset and I AM HERE FOR IT.
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Sam Sykes 56m
Replying to @notquitefrodo
President passes bailout for one particular author.
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Sam Sykes 58m
Person in my mentions snarling and stomping about entitled and ungrateful millennials. Go check out their feed, see endless moaning about no one buying their book. Hatred is a powerful stink. You can’t hide it in your writing.
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Sam Sykes 1h
Replying to @thehill
Correct and retract this lie.
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Victoria Aveyard 1h
The Covington Catholic culture, both at home and in school, is cancerous
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 2h
Replying to @politico
In a shock to no one, is also running with the misattribution as well. Here’s what actually happened: I was asked a question on a late night show and answered with the word “zero.”
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 2h
I actually didn’t say this, so while I know “brown women cursing” drives clicks, maybe you accurately quote the whole exchange instead of manipulating people into thinking I said this sentence instead of just the word “zero.”
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Chris Long 4h
Keep pumping the booze ads, guys. You’re doing great!
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Sam Sykes 2h
Ugh.
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Sabtastic 15h
TEA pin vs COFFEE pin...? 🤔☕️
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Sam Sykes 9h
GASP
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Sam Sykes 9h
adulthood is measured primarily in how many times you slap your forehead and say "god damn it" when you forget to do something
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Umar Ditta 27 Aug 17
When I retweet myself
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Sam Sykes 10h
My pug is sleeping peacefully next to me as I work. It is a tranquil, gentle scene broken only by the staccato barrage of his INSANELY noisy farts.
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Sam Sykes 10h
I'm bothered less by it these days than I used to be, but damn is it irritating to be in a good spell of writing and suddenly realize that the thing you expected to work is not going to work.
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Sam Sykes 11h
Replying to @PuccaNoodles
A cozy little hobbit hole.
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