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Hi there, it’s Sage.
The ongoing ramblings and rants of a digital strategist who’s just trying to figure out this thing called life.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. 12h
So about a year ago we were all drunk and my friend goes, "Alexa, can you remind me every week that Sage sucks?" And apparently every Sunday at 4:42 their Alexa goes, "reminder: Sage sucks."
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Hi there, it’s Sage. 15h
My friend is hosting a super blood wolf lunar moon party. What does one bring to that? A bottle of wine? Deer blood?
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 19
Hey , I’m standing outside in the pouring down rain with pneumonia and my ttip has been cancelled four times (including three by the same driver). How do I stop being cancelled on?
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 19
Replying to @gofooji @TheLEGOMovie
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Hi there, it’s Sage. retweeted
christine teigen Jan 15
so proud to have lived this long
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 15
Whelp, Ben Schwartz and Joe Keery win this challenge.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 12
I was going to go on a date but instead decided to roast a chicken and watch a documentary on dinosaurs.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 11
If this sabbatical has taught me anything, it’s that I am not good at making bread.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 24
Replying to @joedujour
Why is one sister always missing?!
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 23
Just discovered that my cat really enjoys arugula.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 22
Also, what 25-year-old is donating $615 A MONTH!?
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 22
One of the moments when I’m happy I’m not married.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 13
Hey can you please explain to me how something can be 500% off? Am I getting paid to order, if so I’m holding you to this one!
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 11
Preparing for this job interview and all I can think about is how much I want . Why is there no T-Bell within miles of my house in Brooklyn?
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 11
I love that and I are simultaneously both on bread making kicks. Hers seem to be a bit more successful though.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 5
Decluttering my house means I need volunteers to come drink half full bottles of tequila.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 3
My idea of my tweet going viral is getting more than 3 likes.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Dec 3
I have a special hate for people who watch videos without headphones while on public transportation.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Nov 28
We’re watching ’s “Christmas Chronicles” and Santa has a bottle of YooHoo in his sleigh. That product placement though.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Nov 27
One flight to Amsterdam, 2 trains, a bus, and an hour of getting lost but I met a part of my family that we thought didn’t survive during the Holocaust.
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