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Hi there, it’s Sage.
Perpetually stuck between a hot dog eating contest and a juice cleanse.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. 6h
Just watched pairs of dogs jump rope in tandem with a human. My life is complete.
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NYPD Transit Feb 16
A/C/F train riders, apologies for the delay- Dakota escaped from the dog park and- you guessed it- onto the tracks. Thank NYCT for the assist on the rescue, job well done by all, service back up & dog on the way to the vet for a minor injury- Appreciate everyone’s patience!
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Wendy's Feb 13
He even dresses like a winner. So proud.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Feb 12
Explaining to your boyfriend how to make a grilled cheese when the recipe is literally in the name....
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Feb 11
9:30 PM on a Sunday night:
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Max Guliani Jan 31
This morning's setting over the Empire State Building
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 30
Missing the to attend the general meeting and hear The State of Union (street).
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 30
It honestly feels like January 56th.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 30
Boss: What’s your goal for the next 6 months? Me: Pay off my student loans. Boss: ... What’s your goal regarding your career. Me: Continue to have one so I can pay off my student loans. Boss: Another insightful talk.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 28
Shoutout to the girl on the subway wearing a diamond and gold bracelet engraved with the word blessed.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 26
Hey . You goat this.
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Reese Witherspoon Jan 25
Well...I guess everybody knows now...I have 3 legs. I hope you can still accept me for who I am. 😃( and I will never apologize for snuggling .. if you get the opportunity, I highly recommend it;)
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 25
Grumpy old man at the local mail shop: Okay, have a good day and go and say nice things on the Google about us.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 25
Hey . You said your throat is scratchy and then BAM! It’s like Starbucks read your mind.
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Mark Magark 17 May 16
Please pay the perfect amount of attention to me at all times.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 24
Does anyone have the presale code for ’s NYC show? Somehow the code didn’t get emailed to me and my heart is breaking.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 24
Ever want to feel incredibly rejected? Try entering the and lotteries while simultaneously dating in New York City.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 22
I randomly sneezed while on the subway and an elderly woman screamed, “flu, get away from me.”
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 20
Okay, , this is the saddest pizza I have ever seen... let alone paid money for. And yes, it did come with a hole in the middle of it.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Jan 19
Words of the morning to myself: Sage, thank you for being a competent adult and thinking ahead.
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