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Hi there, it’s Sage.
The ongoing ramblings and rants of a digital strategist who’s just trying to figure out this thing called life.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 17
I can’t walk that fast from Union Square 😭
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 17
Dating in New York City feels like the beginning of “You’ve Got Mail” but halfway through you realize it’s actually a horror film called “You’ve Got Impaled.”
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 17
Hello, friends. Looking for a group of people to play True American with me:
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 17
Replying to @amandaherling
I can vouch for that: "Sage, let's go to this super expensive Japanese restaurant 2 miles away because they currently have no line since it's 10pm on a Tuesday!"
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 16
Are they called chicken fingers because they look like fingers or are made to be eaten with fingers?
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 16
*slow claps for the social team at *
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 16
Replying to @mrlbonaparte
Welcome, my friend.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 11
Just going to say it, is nothing without Molly Ephraim.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 11
Me: no cheese, please. I’m allergic. employee, as he proceeds to dump parmesan crisps onto my salad: what else do you want? Me: wait, but that’s cheese... employee: those are parmesan crisps, miss. Me: but parmesan is cheese!
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 11
97% humidity, 100% chance it looks like I put a fork in an outlet.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 10
Was 100% ready to have a kid just so I could dress it in this Kevin costume, until I found out that it wasn’t real and broke my heart.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 9
A man on the N train watched me swipe no to him on Bumble and proceeded to look me in the eyes while slowly shaking his head in disappointment. Neither of us got off for 3 more stops...
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 6
To the very kind strangers who distracted me so I didn’t pee my pants while sitting on the delayed N train, thank you.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 3
Replying to @Dove @dunkindonuts
I work 65 hours a week and my life is a chaotic mess that is sustained with Dry Shampoo and Coffee.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Oct 2
Have you ever thought about the fact that lasagna is technically just cake?
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Sep 30
Last night my best friend asked me to come to a random house party of a friend of a friend. Not only did her ex-boyfriend end up being at the party, it turned out to be a housewarming for him and his new girlfriend who had just moved in together 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Sep 28
Does it say something about me that all my jacket pockets have hot sauce packs in them?
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Sep 24
Pillar: 1 Sage‘s face: 0
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Sep 22
My sister got my nephew a drone for his birthday and she turned it on and it just flew away and never came back. It’a both terrible and way too funny.
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Hi there, it’s Sage. Sep 22
Is it weird to do a couples costume with your cat? Because I’d really like to dress up as a piñata.
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