Twitter | Search | |
Hi there, it’s Sage.
Digital Strategy for the companies you talk about at dinner.
4,228
Tweets
549
Following
649
Followers
Tweets
Hi there, it’s Sage. Aug 14
It’s amazing how far this world has come, yet an educated and successful woman still can’t wear a denim jacket, sports bra and running pants on a walk home without enduring multiple lewd comments and suggestions.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. retweeted
Chani Nicholas Aug 3
We are all born into these broken systems and it’s our job to find ways to curb, if not eradicate, the harm we are set up to perpetuate.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Aug 9
My coworker just tried to publicly shame me because apparently my choice of chips dipped in is not a “real snack.” Jokes on her, my fake snack tastes 100x better than her protein bar.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Aug 4
Hey , why does it say there are no more screenings available no matter what theater I select in all of NYC?
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. retweeted
Katie Aselton Aug 4
I don’t know why calling someone “a boob” is an insult. boobs are awesome.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Aug 2
Replying to @amandaherling
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 26
Replying to @mattcassinelli
Thanks! At this point, I’ll delete everything to make it happen.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 26
Does anyone know to make my iPhone stop recommending my ex-boyfriend’s name anytime I type basically anything?
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 25
Replying to @emilyjobot
No idea what that’s like.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 21
Confused that Jesse McCartney still has concerts.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 20
Replying to @joedujour
I’m really getting two drinks in one.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 19
Replying to @at_vinton
If I had a Fitbit it would say, “Sage, do something.”
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 17
Replying to @mrlbonaparte
Preach! I just made a reservation at one of the best Italian places in NYC: end of August on a Sunday at 9:45pm. Cool, cool...
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 16
Really not sure how I feel about the fact that my phone recommends my ex’s name when I type the word sociopath.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 10
Replying to @shtellak
Just go for a “walk” to get coffee. Also, a lot of people seem to have “dentist appointments” whenever there are sample sales.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 10
Replying to @shtellak
I will teach you the ways 💁🏼‍♀️
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 9
I will follow you anywhere... except on Twitter.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 9
Replying to @mattcassinelli
Read this entire article before I noticed the author’s name 🙌
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 8
Replying to @emilyjobot
FINE!! But you don’t have to tweet about it.
Reply Retweet Like
Hi there, it’s Sage. Jul 8
Preach it, ! I broke up with my boyfriend of 6 years after he told me that my new job (with a salary and title bump) didn’t deserve any recognition or celebration because me being successful is a common occurrence.
Reply Retweet Like