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Sabra Mwaura
Live by the sun Love by the moon
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christine teigen Nov 15
Uber, Lyft, and now Twitter. Maybe the problem isn't them, it's....you. Lol, you suck.
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Leeann Tweeden Nov 16
I’ve decided it’s time to tell my story.
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Elizabeth Spiers Nov 15
Like your dad, who walked in on Miss Teen USA contestants while they changing and bragged about it?
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John Cleese Nov 13
I see Fox News is doing its best to defend Moore,by discrediting women who are coming forward with allegations of disgusting sexual behaviour. I was expecting the Fox people to do a better job of it though, given that they've had so much practice in the last few months.
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Helen Rosner Nov 14
My take is: all 30 Under 30 lists should include disclosure of parental assets
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Sam Smith Nov 14
YES YES YES YES YES AUSTRALIA - YES!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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Zach Braff Nov 14
Congrats Australia!
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Mindy Kaling Nov 13
Six years ago I created a show called and got to play the lead. Not the sassy friend or nagging wife. It completely changed my life. 117 episodes later, it’s ending, on my own terms. That’s so rare, and I just want to say how grateful I am. Love forever, MK ❤️
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Sad Dad ⓥ Nov 8
I drank my sister’s flat tummy tea cuz I wanted to know what it felt like to be an Instagram model and now I’m up at 6am tearing up this toilet at Walmart. I had to pay the price to become a bad bitch.
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Stephen Colbert Nov 14
Welcome home, ! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.
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Neil Patrick Harris Nov 14
I just really do need to visit Australia now. They vote for love. Bravo!
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Conan O'Brien Nov 11
I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.
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Chris D'Elia Nov 11
You know what? Fuck this apple question mark in a box thing. I can’t write “I️” then I’m caveman as shit from now on. I’m writing “Me” instead. Me sick of this shit. Me want apple to fix it.
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Delicious! 🍰 Nov 11
Time-Saving Sheet Pan Pancakes
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Ellen DeGeneres Nov 7
.’s new book comes out today. I thought I’d trump it up.
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NICKI MINAJ 20 Jul 14
U know what? Bye. LMFAOOOOO
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Charles Clymér🏳️‍🌈 Nov 7
Breaking: Danica Roem has become the first openly transgender person elected to a state legislature in American history, defeating one of the most notoriously anti-LGBTQ politicians in the country. What a night! Proud to be an American.
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peanut butter Nov 5
The most significant gun control we’ve seen in America was when Apple changed the gun emoji to a water gun
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Cole M. Sprouse Nov 7
Anyone ever ask Jeeves how he was doing? Didn't think so, now we can't.
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Chris D'Elia Nov 7
Remember when Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna? That dude still has a great career. The fuck is that all about? That’s pretty fucked up.
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