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GRASSMUCK
world is a frack
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GRASSMUCK 14h
the drivers i’m screaming at from the crosswalk gotta come up with a better insult than hippie
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GRASSMUCK Aug 20
420 x 2 = 820
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GRASSMUCK Aug 20
feelin nostalgic cuz the bodega where i got food poisoning twice is going out of business
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GRASSMUCK Aug 17
shout out to my coworkers Spotify algorithm (she forgot to sign out at work and i listened to Bright Eyes for 4 hours)
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GRASSMUCK Aug 17
thinking about starting a business where i steal packages from apartment buildings
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GRASSMUCK Aug 17
“oh shit the seventh day adventists sold their parking lot to real estate developers” is not a thought i thought i would have today
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GRASSMUCK Aug 15
imagining a D list celebrity who has a plan to get cancelled as a career move but can’t get anyone to pay attention to them
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GRASSMUCK Aug 14
please and come watch our workers smile 🙃 follow them home and browse their beautiful lives 🥴
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GRASSMUCK Aug 13
back on the east coast starin off into space
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Erik Hane Aug 10
A big reason conspiracy theories are so believable is that most of them start from the fundamental idea that there’s a lawless class of sociopaths running our society, which is demonstrably true
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GRASSMUCK Aug 7
David Berman knew that all water is classic water RIP
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GRASSMUCK Aug 3
yesterday i was high in the bookstore and i kept thinking “it’s rly fucked up that this library charges for books”
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GRASSMUCK Aug 2
i’ve had 3.5 donuts today and 1 was the bun for my burger
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GRASSMUCK Aug 1
imagined a street cleaner running over and flattening one of those Revel scooters and got rly happy
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GRASSMUCK Jul 30
Replying to @GiacoFurino
buddy you made me laugh out loud
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GRASSMUCK Jul 29
damn man tried to go to the Pizza Hut Express in the Atlantic Terminal Target and it’s out of business Brooklyn rly is over
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GRASSMUCK Jul 29
shout out to the teens who jumped the turnstile in full view of the MTA employee and the MTA employee who rolled their eyes then went back to staring off into space
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GRASSMUCK Jul 29
me talking to the person at the dmv
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GRASSMUCK Jul 28
thinking about commenting “i want one” on every food video i watch for the rest of my life
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GRASSMUCK Jul 27
thinking about using my Equifax payout to try and pay people to stop using Bitmoji
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