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Jonathan Kehayias
Principal Consultant for , SQL Server MCM and MVP, Rambling DBA, Husband, Father, and general goofball.
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 21
Replying to @HenryT @sqlagentman
This is why I just make a donation and don’t take cookies. I don’t need the sugar or calories and they usually expire in my cabinet before I remember I bought them
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 7
Replying to @fdjw0808 @419fw and 5 others
The F22 is the replacement for the F15 and not allowed for export to allies. The F35 replaces the F16, A10, F/A18, A/V8-B as a common single engine aircraft in slightly different configurations.
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 6
I got fired so many times one year someone actually DM’d suggesting I sue for creating a hostile work environment. << True Story, Paul and I were totally baffled by that
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 6
I’m pretty sure it was
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 6
It was at MVP Summit and was involved. He said I was young and virginal like Justin Bieber. I blame Buck
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 6
Replying to @tradney @tjaybelt and 6 others
I’ve been fired by proxy over Twitter teaching a PASS preconference seminar.
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 6
I got fired for changing my avatar to Justin Bieber before I actually started.
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 6
The McNuggets were safe, and so are the fries you want ordered or whatever,.. OK you made it all PC and not fun. Back to work before I really get fired. LOL!
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 6
I dared to use it in his end of year round up post because it was one for the numbers, but he got scared.... LOL! It was a dare that started that whole thing, or at least someone saying "You won't do it" so of course I did.
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 6
Oh, you must not have seen the Facebook photo posted from last summer... It's absolutely fantastic... Unforgettable doesn't begin to explain how fantastic it is, just ask and LOL!
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 6
Anybody looking for a good SQL Server DBA, prior consulting, training, SAN, VM, and architecture experience? I might need a new job after I tell he's fired this afternoon.
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 4
Replying to @BuckWoodyMSFT
I’m sorry but you are stuck with me till the end of time
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 3
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Jonathan Kehayias Jan 2
[BLOG] Fixing "A previous restore operation was interrupted and did not complete processing" on a Log Shipped Secondary
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Jonathan Kehayias Dec 30
Replying to @SqlWorldWide
Actually, starting in 2016 you don’t have to map the value, you can just use the wait type as a string in your predicate, which helps since the keys are different on different builds.
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Jonathan Kehayias Dec 21
She doesn’t need a degree to do that. My friend Leslie started her own business that is really successful because it was something she was passionate about, loved doing and had a real knack for.
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Jonathan Kehayias Dec 21
Replying to @Latina_dba @mwdarab
My kids already have prepaid college plans that I setup right when they were born and I have paid into as long as they’ve been alive but I don’t see college as “the way” to be successful
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Jonathan Kehayias Dec 21
Replying to @Latina_dba
Down payment on a first home. I have cousins that got a house as their wedding present and they all started their own businesses since they didn’t have a mortgage or rent to pay and they all own multiple businesses and have great lives without a piece of paper from a school
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Tim Radney Dec 20
PRO-TIP: Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this weekend. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your your parent's WiFi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your crazy family.
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Jonathan Kehayias Dec 19
Someone offering an alternate opinion isn't harassment, especially when you weren't involved to begin with and chose to join the discussion of your own free will. Name calling and adding words because you disagree IS harassment.
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