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Stephanie
Classic Simpsons. Horror Movies. 4.94 Uber rider rating. Ravenclaw. Probably not as funny as I hope I am.
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Stephanie 59m
Replying to @Carlo_Magliocco
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Stephanie 3h
This whole album is delightful and you all should listen to it
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A. Jun 17
Replying to @amirnrf
Jouska:  A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.
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A. Jun 17
Replying to @amirnrf
Monachopsis:  The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
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Stephanie 6h
Following the weather the way my job requires is exhausting. “Our service area has a tendency to underestimate storms. Remember Ellicott City??” Of course we do. “Well yesterday we over estimated. We had very little rain! Know why?” No...? “SOIL.”
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Sara Schaefer Jun 17
Twitter is really like the roof of Chernobyl. You have 90 seconds to get in and out. if you stay longer than 90 seconds your life expectancy is cut in half
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Stephanie 8h
I had to kill a wasp on my bathroom floor this morning because the cats didn’t kill it and what the fuck do I have cats for?!
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Stephanie Jun 18
If my boss is talking to someone else and is going to curse, he intentionally lowers his voice because he knows it always makes me laugh and he doesn’t want to be interrupted
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Stephanie Jun 18
Boss nominated me to go to an Orioles game next week for work. Not usually how I’d choose to spend an evening on my own time, but it’s good exposure around the company, and it’s cool to be recognized for busting my ass at this job.
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Stephanie Jun 17
I justify my Etsy habit as doing something to help support small businesses, please don’t try to convince me otherwise, I like the ride on this train of thought
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Stephanie Jun 17
Replying to @Erocklee
Honestly both of her kids are THE WORST
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Stephanie Jun 17
Just quietly rubbing my temples that something I scheduled months ago went unnoticed and suddenly it’s my fault someone else forgot...
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Jess Dweck Jun 16
Stop buying coffee and accept a lower price
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Stephanie Jun 15
My boyfriend’s is Tie Freeman II, and that’s a damn good golf name.
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Stephanie Jun 14
When your boyfriend starts a new job in a week and a half, but still only has one arm, so you learn how to tie a tie...
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Stephanie Jun 13
Hulu is cool because, with Netflix, they ask you after three episodes if you’re still watching. But Hulu, well, I’m on hour six of my Chopped marathon (brought to you by Insomnia), and it doesn’t even worry about it, just rolls on to the next one. Thanks Hulu.
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Stephanie Jun 13
I genuinely feel that learning about this is the only good thing that has happened to me all day.
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First We Feast Jun 13
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Stephanie Jun 13
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Stephanie Jun 12
Thomas still can’t drink because of his surgery, but that doesn’t mean we can’t toast to his new job.
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