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NOT A WOLF
COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN.
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NOT A WOLF Apr 10
I AM FINE WITH THE FACT THAT MY COLLECTION OF DELUXE KITCHEN GOODS IS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN ME AND A CHAOTIC UNIVERSE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
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NOT A WOLF 9h
LISTEN I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE VERY DISCERNING TASTES WHEN IT COMES TO PICKING WHICH TELEVISION SHOW I WILL START WATCHING IN THE BACKGROUND AND COMPLETELY LOSE TRACK OF WHEN I OPEN A NEW TAB
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NOT A WOLF 21h
LOVE TO HEAR MY FAVORITE ACTORS INTERVIEWED SO THAT I CAN HAVE THEIR FICTIONAL COUNTERPARTS FULLY DESTROYED IN MY MIND
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NOT A WOLF Apr 18
CANNOT WAIT TO TRY CBD INFUSED FOOD IS IT WORKING? I DO NOT KNOW HOW IS IT SUPPOSED TO FEEL? I HAVE NO IDEA ARENT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE STILL IN JAIL FOR MINOR MARIJUANA RELATED INFRACTIONS? HA HA WOW YOU ARE JUST DOCTOR QUESTIONS TODAY
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NOT A WOLF Apr 18
IM SURE ITS FINE THAT WHENEVER I CLEAN UP MY APARTMENT, A GNAWING VOICE AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD TELLS ME TO DUMP MY BELONGINGS IN THE STREET AND DRIVE TOWARDS THE HORIZON NOTHING ANOTHER MEDIUM TO LARGE PURCHASE WONT FIX
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NOT A WOLF Apr 16
THINKING ABOUT GETTING ONE OF THOSE JOBS WHERE I SURRENDER MY MORALS, MY FREE TIME, AND SOME DEGREE OF MY HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR VERY AVERAGE HEALTH INSURANCE
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NOT A WOLF Apr 15
CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE FOR PAYING MORE TAXES THAN THE WEALTHIEST MEN ALIVE ITS FUN AND NORMAL THAT IT WORKS LIKE THIS
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NOT A WOLF Apr 11
JUST A LITTLE SPRING SNOW TO REMIND YOU THAT YOUR DEFINITION OF SEASONS IS JUST A FRAIL CONSTRUCT YOU USE TO BRING YOURSELF COMFORT WHEN ITS COLD OUT
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NOT A WOLF Apr 11
I DONT KNOW HOW THESE WORK BUT HERE ARE SOME THINGS FROM MY CHILDHOOD THAT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE RETURN -FIRST TIME I SMELLED BLOOD (BORN BLIND) -ABUNDANT “WOLF ZONES” (METAPHORICAL, DONT OVERTHINK) -FATHER -HEY ARNOLD (VERY INSIGHTFUL FOR A CHILDRENS SHOW)
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NOT A WOLF Apr 10
I AM FINE WITH THE FACT THAT MY COLLECTION OF DELUXE KITCHEN GOODS IS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN ME AND A CHAOTIC UNIVERSE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
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NOT A WOLF Apr 10
Replying to @WilliamPieper
SORRY I KNOW THIS MAY MAKE ME LOOK DUMB BUT SOMETIMES I CALL MY LOWER INTESTINE “JAIL”
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NOT A WOLF Apr 10
IF WE’RE LETTING PEOPLE WHO ARE ANNOYING ON TWITTER MAKE BIG POLITICAL DECISIONS NOW I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME THOUGHTS ON BIG SUBJECTS LIKE BLOOD TAX AND ROTISSERIE CHICKEN REFORM AND PUTTING BILLIONAIRES IN JAIL
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NOT A WOLF Apr 8
IT IS UNCLEAR TO ME WHAT ONE DOES WITH ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY MORE THAN WHAT IT COSTS TO BUY A FRESH ROTISSERIE CHICKEN EVERY DAY
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NOT A WOLF Apr 8
LOVE TO BUY A FANCY CAR AND THEN GROW TO HATE IT A LITTLE MORE WITH EACH PASSING DAY I SPEND IMPRISONED WITHIN IT DURING TRAFFIC
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NOT A WOLF Apr 5
OH YEAH THATS ME
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NOT A WOLF Apr 3
PLAYING MY NIGHTLY GAME OF "AM I DYING OR JUST AWARE OF MY ORGANS"
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NOT A WOLF Apr 3
Replying to @TheRealWBTC
EVERY TIME THE LIST GETS LONGER I GET EXCITED
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NOT A WOLF Apr 1
AHH APRIL FOOLS, SO FUN SOME FAST FOOD BRAND THAT BARELY PAYS ITS WORKERS IS JUST LIKE HEY WE'RE GONNA MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF ASS HAHA JK BIG PRANK WOULDN'T IT BE NUTS IF WE WERE EVIL BUT WE'RE NOT, WE ARE A GOOD COMPANY NO HEALTH INSURANCE THOUGH THAT WAS NOT A PRANK
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NOT A WOLF Apr 1
AN INCREDIBLE DAY TO BE DECEIVED BY YOUR FAVORITE BRANDS
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NOT A WOLF Mar 31
WHEN THE FINE PEOPLE AT WIZARDS OF THE COAST SAID I COULD PREVIEW A CARD FOR WAR OF THE SPARK I ASSUMED THEY WOULD GIVE ME SOME SORT OF HUMAN BUSINESSMAN OR A GRAPHIC DESIGN PLANESWALKER BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THEY MESSED UP AND SENT ME THESE TWO WOLF THEMED CARDS INSTEAD?
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