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NOT A WOLF
COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN.
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Dan Sheehan Jul 15
They should make Macaroni & Cheese in adult shapes like cigarettes and overdraft fees and that weird bleak feeling I get on sunday nights
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NOT A WOLF Jul 14
HELLO ITS ME THE GUY WHO THINKS HE COULD SURVIVE IN A POST APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND EVEN THOUGH I SOIL MYSELF EVERY TIME THEY CAST A WOMAN IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILM FRANCHISES I WOULD BE DEAD WITHIN MINUTES OF THE INTERNET GOING OUT
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NOT A WOLF Jul 12
Replying to @sophyish
IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE BELOW AVERAGE AMOUNT OF HUMAN REMAINS I HOPE NEXT WEEK IS BETTER
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NOT A WOLF Jul 12
Replying to @sophyish
HELLO HOW ARE YOU
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sophy ziss Jul 12
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NOT A WOLF Jan 24
WOW A NEW PINNED TWEET YOU CAN FIND MERCH HERE: YOU CAN PRE-ORDER MY BOOK HERE: THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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NOT A WOLF Jul 7
THEY WILL NEVER DO A LIVE ACTION REBOOT OF YOUR CHILDHOOD
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NOT A WOLF 2 Mar 18
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THAT IS FINE I AM A TERRIFYING AND POWERFUL THING AND ALL SHOULD LIVE IN FEAR
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NOT A WOLF Jul 4
IS THERE SOME SORT OF QUIET, PATHETIC EXPLOSIVE YOU COULD USE INSTEAD OF FIREWORKS SO THAT WE CAN CATER THE WHOLE EVENING TO MY COWARD OF A DOG
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NOT A WOLF Jul 4
EVENING OUT MY FOURTH OF JULY PARTY EXPERIENCE BY YELLING “WE ARE ALL COMPLICIT” IN BETWEEN BITES OF MY BURGER
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NOT A WOLF Jul 4
SHOULD I FEEL A DEEP, FESTERING ANGER THIS FOURTH OF JULY? YES AM I GOING TO TRY TO DROWN THAT ANGER IN BULK HAMBURGER MEAT? YES
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NOT A WOLF 27 Jun 18
PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
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NOT A WOLF Jun 26
Replying to @SICKOFWOLVES
LOTS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS FILM AND THE CONCEPT OF TOYS IN GENERAL WHY MUST WE TAUNT CHILDREN WITH SMALL VERSIONS OF ADULTS IS THEIR CLOTHING MADE OF FLESH OR IS THEIR FLESH MADE OF CLOTHING IF TOYS DO NOT HAVE BLOOD WHAT TASTE MAKES THEM FEEL STRONG
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NOT A WOLF Jun 26
WHY DO THE TOYS IN TOY STORY NOT SIMPLY RISE UP AND FEAST ON THE BONES OF THEIR MASTERS
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NOT A WOLF Jun 26
HORRIFIED AND DISGUSTED TO HAVE LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF PUPPETS TODAY
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NOT A WOLF Jun 25
Replying to @SICKOFWOLVES
GOOD*
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NOT A WOLF Jun 25
Replying to @SICKOFWOLVES
THIS IS FOOD
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NOT A WOLF Jun 25
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NOT A WOLF Sep 11
EASY THINGS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE TO KNOW IF SOMEONE IS WORTH FURTHER INVESTMENT -HOW MANY CHILDREN CAN YOU GIVE BIRTH TO AT ONCE -DO YOU THINK I COULD FIGHT YOUR DAD -WILL YOU ASK ME TO TAKE OFF MY TRENCH COAT -HEY WHAT IS THIS VOID WITHIN ME AND WHY DOES IT GROW DAILY
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NOT A WOLF Jun 20
Replying to @SICKOFWOLVES
THESE CARDS HAVE ALMOST NOTHING TO DO WITH BUSINESS AND VERY FREQUENTLY REFERENCE WOLVES?
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