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Samantha Rager
There's no such thing as a careless whisper.
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Brad Wenzel Sep 16
Just scrolled through a couple fire department twitters to see if they ever use fire emojis, but they’re all business.
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Samantha Rager Sep 16
Replying to @nicoleaimee
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Samantha Rager Sep 16
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Samantha Rager Sep 15
This comes out on the 24th, but definitely worth the preorder.
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Whitney Cummings Sep 13
Maternity leave is not a vacation Maternity leave is not a vacation Maternity leave is not a vacation Maternity leave is not a vacation
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Samantha Rager Sep 14
My student decided to do slight of hand tricks today instead of his lesson. Some say math is the universal language, but I'd say it's .
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Samantha Rager Sep 10
Don't mind me, I'm just out here playing hard to get laughs.
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Samantha Rager Sep 8
Yeah! It's supposed to feel good in the neighborhood.
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Black Millennial in Coffeeshop ☕️ Aug 24
Instead of hunting wildlife he should of been hunting for better quality sandwiches
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Comedy Toledo Aug 22
Bowling Green! There's a comedy show at Howard's Club H this Saturday, a Humane Society benefit featuring the amazing and with Ryan Chernick hosting. Great laughs for a great cause at your favorite dive bar!
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Samantha Rager Aug 19
People act surprised by shark attacks like isn't a thing.
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Brad Wenzel Jul 9
Sometimes sharks mistake surfers for seals and that is so embarrassing.
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Dr. Grin's Jul 13
Check out who is here in Aug! Aug 1-3 & Aug 8-10 Aug 15-17 & Aug 22-24 Aug 29-31 & Get tickets at
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Samantha Rager Jul 4
I'm feeling the red, white, and blue today!* Wine, vanilla ice cream, and my depression
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Adam Sokol Jun 26
Must be tough for the folks in audience at this debate to go about their lives considering they break out in whoops and applause whenever they hear the word abortion or anyone say anything in Spanish.
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Samantha Rager Jun 26
Replying to @Amaya_92
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Samantha Rager Jun 26
I wonder if there is a wrinkle cream for the crow's feet being caused by my cringing.
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Jemele Hill Jun 26
I see that bilingual flex is popular tonight
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Samantha Rager Jun 26
Accurate depiction of 85% of the candidates on stage dodging questions.
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Samantha Rager Jun 25
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