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Snark Twain
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Snark Twain 15h
My husband is in the other room trying to help his league homies set up that Madden beta thing and it sounds like they’re trying to Ocean’s Eleven The Hague or some shit.
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Snark Twain Jul 3
Replying to @_mothers_
I have lived through so many of those rants. So many.
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Snark Twain Jul 3
Replying to @_mothers_
😭😭😭
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Snark Twain Jul 2
Replying to @_mothers_
From The Black Issue!
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Snark Twain Jul 2
Replying to @Katchin05
Yeah.... it’s definitely out of reach for most.
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Snark Twain Jul 2
Replying to @Katchin05
There’s a vast range of cost for au pairs. There are families that hire them at exploitative costs. I once met a mom who was paying one a lot less than a yearly salary.
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Snark Twain Jul 1
Replying to @070180
Happy birthday!
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redbam Jul 1
Replying to @kengreller
Glitter Mega Death being served as an entree
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Snark Twain Jul 1
Replying to @Vintage_Ray
💯💯💯
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Snark Twain Jun 27
Neither. My family likes to think they’re the creative director of everything they contribute money to.
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Snark Twain Jun 27
Obviously the only responsible thing to do here is to boycott whatever ochre colored intramural sweat shorts Kanye brings to The Gap
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Snark Twain Jun 26
People keep posting this like those opposed to masks give a damn about facts from experts and professionals. I appreciate you all being a better, more patient person than I am.
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Xavier D'Leau Jun 23
i swear i did not get the email that covid19 was canceled for the fall.
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Mr. Carry The One Jun 22
Serious question, have you met Children?
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Yves' Pinned Tweet Jun 22
Peace, I stand before you all with full transparency, vulnerability & urgency. Gender dysphoria is quicksand; will you extend a branch? Please help me finally LIVE? Thank you
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Snark Twain Jun 22
Replying to @__Dutch
Yes and my mom would begin yelling at me before I even read the first piece of direction. WHAT DOES IT SAY TO DO NEXT HURRY UP BEFORE YOU MAKE ME MISS IT!!!!! You wanna pull out the driveway first or....
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Snark Twain Jun 21
Replying to @Katchin05
NONE OF OUR FAMILIES ARE ACTING RIGHT.
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Snark Twain Jun 17
Replying to @__Dutch
Which contraband stairmaster are you using???
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JADALAREIGN Jun 17
independent black-owned bookstores who take online orders:
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Snark Twain Jun 17
Replying to @_AkNgozi
This is THEE WORST TIME to let people use their voices on here. They are about to be wrong, loud, AND on replay.
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