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Kelly Scott
All furniture can be outdoor furniture.
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Kelly Scott Jun 12
Replying to @ShonePatrol
Do what you love. The money will follow. They neglect to tell you that the assholes trying to skin that money to the absolute bone also will follow.
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Kelly Scott Jun 12
Replying to @matthaig1
Agree 100%. Too many people think that because it's on the internet, it's acceptable to use it for whatever purposes you want. Without attribution, much less permission. This is a form of theft.
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Kelly Scott Jun 12
Replying to @hoyleryan
Mmmmmmmmm. That is all.
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Kelly Scott Jun 12
Replying to @CartoonsByAndie
P.S. Nice touch, that Kew keeps his earring in his most horrifying form.
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Kelly Scott Jun 12
Replying to @CartoonsByAndie
Love. Give in to your weakness. It certainly worked for Dark Souls artists.
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Kelly Scott Jun 10
Which book of yours was the military base guard reading in Good Omens?
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Kelly Scott Jun 10
Replying to @CartoonsByAndie
Sumo got into Daddy's closet, too.
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Kelly Scott Jun 9
Replying to @smileysmas
Nope -- she was getting roast beef, lol. I think she just wasn't expecting a stranger to ask her that question.
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Kelly Scott Jun 9
The store was offering a free half-pound of ham if you bought a pound of turkey. All I wanted was the turkey, so I waited until another customer showed up. "Excuse me," I said. "Are you planning to buy ham?" The subtle widening of her eyes has stayed with me.
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Kelly Scott Jun 9
Replying to @CartoonsByAndie
At first glance I thought it was Bryan and Amelia!
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Kelly Scott Jun 8
Replying to @hankgreen
Keanu Reeves playing Sisyphus: Keanu Heaves
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Kelly Scott Jun 7
Replying to @smileysmas @Word_Grl
Parles-tu le francais en raison de ta tres belle mere? Okay, yeah, I needed Google Translate's help for that. What a great love story your parents have. Many thanks to your father for his service to the entire free world in that war.
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Kelly Scott Jun 6
Replying to @smileysmas
What a great dress! You look lovely.
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Kelly Scott Jun 6
Replying to @CartoonsByAndie
That turned out great!
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Kelly Scott Jun 4
Replying to @Lyn449LG @GhostPanther
I agree -- imagine what we could do. For this administration, money is more important than the future of their own children's and grandchildren's lives.
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Kelly Scott Jun 4
Replying to @GhostPanther
Because it's terrifying. Because we are swamped in the daily serious overwhelm of living with a president and his enablers who are hostile toward seemingly everything sensible. Because it can feel hopeless to just walk more and try to use less plastic, and yet I'm trying.
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Kelly Scott Jun 4
Replying to @CartoonsByAndie
Nice. I like that you're experimenting.
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Kelly Scott Jun 2
Replying to @neilhimself
Your bullshit show is most excellent. I do not plan to shut it off.
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Kelly Scott May 30
Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt
Checks out.
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Kelly Scott May 30
Replying to @smileysmas
Damn. How did you know I'm a sucker for anything Frizzle?
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