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christmas turkey (ad)ham 9h
Replying to @RummHammm
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 10h
My most memorable moment this year was …
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 11h
Replying to @RummHammm
I'm in the Nick Cave comments section this is not a drill
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 11h
Was asleep while listening to this and it seeped through to my dream. It's something else
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 12h
You will never know your target audience less than whoever does my insta ads trying to sell me buying a gf I don't have socks with my face on them
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 13h
Replying to @amboleaf
Thank u, ur honor
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 13h
Replying to @1fivefive
Ive bought 3 in 2 weeks
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 13h
Replying to @RaggieDollie
This counts as legally binding legal advice
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 13h
What's the worst Christmas song? It's gotta be that one by the Waitresses. I hate literally every second of that absolute piece of wank
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 13h
Replying to @FionaCuffed
Hello boys i also consume mass
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 14h
I need someone to find a legal reason to stop me buying checkered trousers bc I can't stop
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 19h
This is funny bc remember when the state sent guards wearing balaclavas to protect goons kicking people out of a vacant property
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Mistle-toed Sloth 🎄 Dec 16
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christmas turkey (ad)ham 19h
Iphone users act like having good quality snapchats is a personality
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christmas turkey (ad)ham Dec 17
Achieving nothing and somehow being bad at it? It's more tiring than you might think
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christmas turkey (ad)ham Dec 17
Here's me eating a kinder beuno at half 10 after work in the middle of a storm while listening to Lionel Richie
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christmas turkey (ad)ham Dec 17
Replying to @liam_fitz
Just emo trap is what softbois listen to
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christmas turkey (ad)ham Dec 17
I've never once seen ✌or 👌 without seeing the worst thing I've ever read before it
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wint Dec 11
listeing to the updated version of the "baby its cold outside" song where the guy's trying to convince the woman to leave so he can jack off
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wint Dec 13
ME: computer; what is my Jeans Number please COMPUTER: your jeans number is 5. the ultimate compromise of durability & comfort ME: (Smiling)
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