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adam
free yo mind and yo ass will follow
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adam 2h
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adam 4h
A gust of wind made a helicopter seed whip into my eye fuck nature I'm delighted I forgot my reusable coffee cup now
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Seinfeld Current Day 9h
me watching F·R·I·E·N·D·S
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Fiona Applebum 🍎 Jun 25
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adam 13h
I have nothing smart or intelligent or insightful to say but that makes Twitter the perfect app for people like me
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adam 14h
Old Town Road by Lil Nas X
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Shaun 17h
as a liberal, my personal utopia is a world in which the conservatives are in charge, but are unhappy about it
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adam 15h
Why kill slow greyhounds when we could just as easily kill slow greyhound breeders
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adam 16h
D4 mam that wants to speak to the manager bc u wont give me 10% off for no reason
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adam 16h
Replying to @SnookersMc
On The Web
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adam 16h
Replying to @Ciaraioch
Whichever. Some got lucky when God was making us in the create-a-sim mode and some didnt
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adam 16h
Replying to @ConanGShore
It's the only way I'm considered conventionally attractive
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adam 16h
Replying to @_M_egg
The best Metallica song
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Andrew Galvin Jun 25
Whatever else happens at least I got to live through the cultural moment where Donkey Kong became a trans icon
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adam 17h
Calling ur dodgy ex the curragh bc it has loadsa green
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adam 20h
My nose piercing is bleeding all I wanted was me hole and to look annoying and indie but I have this instead
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adam 20h
Replying to @janelavout
This has devastated me personally
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adam 21h
Big foreheads and big noses are hot. There I said it
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adam 22h
Whoever made this needs to see a therapist and talk about their father
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adam 23h
Why are we killing 6000 dogs a year and not landlords
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