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Cmdr. Guy Fieri
Pilot all manned missions to Flavortown
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri 15m
Replying to @Barstool_Quotes
Who won the banana eating through panty hose contest
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri 18m
Replying to @Barstool_Quotes
Who moved to South Carolina
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri 18m
Replying to @Barstool_Quotes
Who jerked a dude off in the bathroom at Hurricane O’reillys
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri 20m
Replying to @Barstool_Quotes
Who was Dave’s campaign manager
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Oct 25
Replying to @KarlenePetitt
Very important to keep your balls spotless.
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Oct 22
Replying to @spittinchiclets
Cease and desist.
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Oct 13
Replying to @OmarKelly
Bunch of fucking SCRUBS!
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Oct 10
Legit rick is a legit moron. If you can’t follow the rules they will ban you until masks are no longer required, not forever. And I think it’s other passengers applauding it, not the CEO. Enjoy your $29 Covid flight on spirit, rick.
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Oct 6
I didn’t know you could top a hurricane?
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri retweeted
Yoni Oct 4
On this day, 28 years ago: In one of the greatest pranks in sports history, Joe Carter drives rookie Derek Bell’s car onto the field mid-game as part of a mock raffle, while the announcer reads a winning raffle ticket. The look on Bell’s face is the best.
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Oct 2
Owner should fire himself too.
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Sep 29
Replying to @4TheCulture____
Thank you for flying Spirit Airlines welcome to Atlantic City!
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Aug 17
I really don’t think you understand how many mega-famous/ultra rich parents are completely absent in their child’s lives. Why be such an asshole about it? This is a cool thing to see. Get off your high horse bud.
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Aug 8
Replying to @stoolpresidente
Riggs walking out like its the last day of the school year and he just graduated the 4th grade and is moving to a new school district and won’t see his old friends ever again.
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Aug 5
Replying to @Josh_Berhow
It looks like catching a golf ball in general would be hard for you
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Jul 27
Replying to @zachhayesyt
Look I don’t know you or your family, but telling other parents how they should parent really isn’t your lane. And acting like spanking a kid is some sort of archaic violence is just not true. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Totally separate from “beating your kid”
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Jul 27
Replying to @zachhayesyt
Doesn’t have to be pretty to be effective. If spanking a kid gets your blood boiling then I’d say you’re part of the problem. Keep swaddling your kids it’s definitely preparing them for the real world.
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Cmdr. Guy Fieri Jul 27
Replying to @zachhayesyt
There’s a stark difference between being “beat as a kid” and swift reaffirmation that you’re being an asshole.
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