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The Royal Lorf
Expatriate Kansas Citian and lifelong Royals fan. Occasional MNWild fan.
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The Royal Lorf 4h
and have the same record over the last 10 games (5-5). To date, the Twins have the 3rd weakest strength of schedule (they've mostly played bad teams). Are the Twins a fluke?
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The Royal Lorf 21h
Replying to @royalfan101
Never had the lead yesterday, but it was certainly within reach
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The Royal Lorf 22h
Replying to @_Kennilingus_ @KC_Sass
I only read the abstract, but it goes something like this: dude asks for sex; chick eventually negotiates down to an hj, but then it's clear she's only doing it to appease the dude, so the dude doesn't even enjoy it. Preferably it occurs while watching daytime tv. No eye contact
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The Royal Lorf 22h
Replying to @KC_Sass @_Kennilingus_
I think wrote his master's thesis on this topic.
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The Royal Lorf 22h
Monarchs are undefeated this season
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The Royal Lorf 22h
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The Royal Lorf 22h
Replying to @KCDave85
Our bullpen wouldn't allow it.
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Royals Reactions 22h
Can we just play the the rest of the year?
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The Royal Lorf 22h
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The Royal Lorf 23h
Oh boy. Here comes the bullpen. 😣
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The Royal Lorf 23h
Replying to @tafkam08
I don't know. I thought the game was supposed to start at 1:10, but maybe that was wrong.
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The Royal Lorf Jun 23
Dozier leather
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The Royal Lorf Jun 23
Replying to @SchulerKC @TrollKC
Looks like he's bagging those clippings
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The Royal Lorf Jun 23
Welcome back, Dozier. Don't worry, Gopher fans, our bullpen can still blow this.
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The Royal Lorf Jun 23
Beautiful hit, A1
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The Royal Lorf Jun 23
Awkward
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The Royal Lorf Jun 23
KC Monarchs v. St. Paul Gophers. We have to kill all the golfers.
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The Royal Lorf Jun 23
Is there a rain delay?
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The Royal Lorf Jun 22
Replying to @BillPalcher
Oh, you're right. I mistakenly thought Peralta faced a batter in the 8th before Diekman came in.
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The Royal Lorf Jun 22
Replying to @BillPalcher
I've never been a fan of bullpen roulette. If a reliever is doing well, let him finish the inning. The next guy might not be on his game. Happened last night.
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