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Roy
It's a trap!
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Roy Apr 18
Here's what's gonna happen, : you're gonna give me some free food, and maybe, just MAYBE I'll consider giving you your table tents back. You have 24 hours.
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Roy Apr 13
What do you mean it's "immature" for a 20 year old to wear Star Wars and Nintendo t-shirts all day every day?
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Roy Apr 12
To Colombia Records: Thanks for taking my Smash Bros video down for using one of your songs. I'll be sure to give you guys the $0 and 0¢ I made from it as an apology. Seriously. You guys are penny pinching anybody who hums you guys' songs now or what?
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Roy Apr 11
Replying to @hennypapi__
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Roy Apr 11
Replying to @hennypapi__
Is replying in agreement to this tweet conspiracy to commit theft? If so, no. If not, yes.
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Roy Apr 9
Does anybody else's cat sleep like a pretzel?
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Roy Apr 9
Replying to @brendangonzo
Why is this video 10 frames per second?
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Roy Apr 6
No solid food for Michigan State for a while, they'll choke.
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Roy Apr 4
Have milk expiration periods gotten longer since I was younger, or am I just now figuring out how to do math?
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Roy Apr 3
Replying to @RoyGonzalez__
Here is a picture of said cat.
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Roy Apr 3
Should I name my cat:
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Roy Apr 3
Tweeting this from my new Family Hub Samsung Smart Refrigerator. Send tweet
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Roy Apr 2
I'll never forget the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
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Roy Apr 1
Time to tackle this accounting test. Alexa, play Shoot to Thrill.
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Roy Mar 30
Replying to @hennypapi__
Rock on, my child.
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Roy Mar 29
Replying to @suushito
You won't be disappointed!
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Roy Mar 25
I'm going to pretend I've made progress on my homework today and just play Apex Legends extremely stressfully.
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Roy Mar 25
"Hey, I know! Let's go to class and munch on chips the loudest we possibly can so they nobody can hear themselves think!" -The guy in my accounting class, probably.
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Roy Mar 25
Taco says: "take it back."
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Roy Mar 24
Replying to @ross_golf
Oh no, I know who celso is. I would never disrespect our Lord and savior like that.
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