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Roy
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Roy 19h
Replying to @brendangonzo
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Roy Jul 12
The way I see it, the two possible outcomes of storming Area 51 are as follows: -We overcome security, get inside, and we all get personal alien pets and weapons OR -We all get killed in the process I'm okay with either!
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Roy Jul 9
Replying to @suushito
Get an Osmo Pocket if you’re looking to film anything not actually action related but still have around $350 to spend. It’s also stabilized. 4k60, 1080p120, and it fits into your pocket. I love mine.
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Roy Jul 8
Replying to @angxlcrnjo
I did just set a world record on a course, so I guess you’re right. :’)
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Roy Jul 8
Vlad Jr. is younger than I am, and he’s out there setting a Home Run Derby record while I’m sitting on the couch stuffing my face and playing Super Mario Maker.
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Roy Jul 4
Happy 243rd anniversary of sticking it to the man, America!
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Roy Jun 30
It’s 12:06 and I’m singing St. Elmo’s Fire to my cat.
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Roy Jun 29
My cat hates showers.
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Roy Jun 26
Being a meteorologist must be pretty cool, because you get to be respected as a pretty smart person despite being wrong like 99% of the time.
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Roy Jun 23
Whataburger at 4am is... heavenly.
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Roy Jun 20
My cat only warms up to me when he's hungry. And I, the sucker that I am, still love and adore him and speak to him like he's a real baby.
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Roy Jun 19
Replying to @brendangonzo
The best option, really.
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Roy Jun 19
Should I:
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Roy Jun 18
Replying to @brendangonzo
Don't forget the 10¢ Laffy Taffies!
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Roy Jun 18
Check out mine and 's latest project!
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Roy Jun 15
It is entirely inappropriate to offer Dr. Pepper as a substitute for Root Beer at a restaurant, as if Dr. Pepper could even come close in taste and/or quality.
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Roy Jun 11
Replying to @brendangonzo
You sound like an angry orange man - whose name escapes me - in this tweet.
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BGO Jun 10
Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy to see the Warriors dynasty die. But I didn’t want them to go out like this
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Roy Jun 8
I am willing to trade a coupon for one free milk shake at Chick-Fil-A in exchange for a trip to Galaxy' Edge at Disney World. Serious inquiries only.
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Roy Jun 7
Happy birthday, !
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