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Ross N Johnson
Writer | Sound of Tomorrow host on WAYO 104.3 FM | Carlsoncast News | , | you may remember me from mattress commercials
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Ross N Johnson 13h
So...if the President won’t visit the troops in Afghanistan, nobody gets to?
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Ross N Johnson 17h
Star Trek’s back tonight, about which I am happy.
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Ross N Johnson 18h
Replying to @joelevard
If you’re not willing to sacrifice everything in the quest to look 5% less tired, YOU WILL FAIL.
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Ross N Johnson 18h
Replying to @joelevard
have you tried the next more expensive one tho?
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Ross N Johnson 18h
Replying to @joelevard
It’s a lot of going: “If I just get that next more expensive one, THEN I’ll be pretty.”
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Ross N Johnson 18h
where my middle-aged gays at?
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Ross N Johnson 20h
Replying to @VinniePaulino
He was also cold.
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Ross N Johnson 20h
New data coming back every day now.
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Star Trek Minus Context Jan 16
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Ross N Johnson 21h
Replying to @VinniePaulino
You’re the worst Robin.
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Molly McKew Jan 16
... You should probably be worried that this guy is apparently lobbying congress about "genomic sequencing." And that a guy whose site hosted Nazi/white supremacist fundraising has congressman escorting him through security.
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Jono Zalay Jan 16
You: Milennials don't care about Greek Mythology Me, an intellectual:
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B&N Sci-Fi & Fantasy Jan 16
From Big Dumb Objects to first contact with aliens; from time travel to parallel worlds; from generation ships to sentient ones: We rank 25 of the all-time greatest tropes in science fiction.
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Ross N Johnson Jan 16
Replying to @joelevard
DON’T START A FIGHT FFS
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Ross N Johnson Jan 16
I just busted out with the full extended theme to Alice and frankly I’m tired of being told I have no talents.
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Marc Jan 15
*ornately costumed Jake Gyllenhaal emerges from a cloud of magic smoke* me: “BANGS!?”
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Ross N Johnson Jan 16
Yeah, I don’t know about “dread,” but this stuff still involves feeling really self-conscious.
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Ross N Johnson Jan 16
Encouraging ignorance about how taxes actually work is all that keeps these people in business.
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Ross N Johnson Jan 15
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Ross N Johnson Jan 15
I feel like the last 2+ years have just been the US and the UK alternately holding each other’s beers.
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