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Rob H&ynes
Brevity is the S. of W. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stats.
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Rob H&ynes 41m
Back when "waste ground" was a thing.
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Rob H&ynes 41m
Strong agree. We used to go looking for them on waste ground as kids. Never seen a grass snake without that collar marking.
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Rob H&ynes 59m
Replying to @milkymoobiscuit
Daim. Nasty.
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Rob H&ynes 1h
What's a semicolon here or there?
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Rob H&ynes 2h
GOTO considered "not that bad actually".
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Rob H&ynes 2h
"You called a function, which called 35 functions, one of which called a function which asked for a couple of dozen keys. One of them could not be found in the dictionary. It's probably not there. Probably."
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Rob H&ynes 2h
Scone, jam, cream, brandy, blender, smoothie. Let the small intestine sort it out.
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Rob H&ynes 3h
Replying to @Novembervivi
...*jagged* pile...
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Chapbook History Jun 4
I think this letter, that came home with an upset 9 year old girl today. Shows that as a country/society, we have not progressed one cm in 30 years. lives and breathes design & technology and can't understand why she has to do cooking and drama
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Rob H&ynes 3h
Replying to @Novembervivi
This left a jaggeg pile of scrap leftovers and offcuts, which I haven't had a chance to clear away yet. So guess where our cat decides to sleep. 3/3
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Rob H&ynes 3h
Replying to @Novembervivi
He hangs around with our cat all the time. Taking him in would be crossing a line, so OH asked me to make a cat hut it of scrap wood, so he at least has somewhere sheltered to lurk. 2/
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Rob H&ynes 3h
Replying to @Novembervivi
Cats are definitely odd. Lady 2 doors down is getting a little unworldly in her dotage, and my OH is concerned that her cat might not be looked after as well as he might. She's feeding him out on the porch, but is probably not taking him indoors at night. 1/
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Rob H&ynes 3h
Replying to @riverthistle
Fabulous news, congratulations!
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Rob H&ynes 3h
* swells with local pride *
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Rob H&ynes 3h
Replying to @Novembervivi
* Makes secret gang sign * Actually, the club of people who *aren't* blocked by LLV is a rather more exclusive one.
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Rob H&ynes 4h
Happy birthday, have a splendid day.
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Rob H&ynes 4h
Replying to @mumwifenurse
* applause *
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Rob H&ynes 5h
LLV, though, are *very* block-happy. I'm blocked, and I'm an absolute nobody.
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