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Rob H&ynes
Brevity is the S. of W.
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Rob H&ynes 4h
British bank holiday weekend. I'll wake up from the dream in a minute, and there'll be drizzle, as God intended.
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Rob H&ynes 4h
Replying to @SamWhyte
I like this Frances Hodgson Burnett reboot.
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Sam Whyte 5h
Some residents have climbed out their back window to get into the garden we're not meant to access and they're on their second bottle of mateus rosé. I salute them.
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John Stevenson 5h
Anna Soubry here, proving that you can be a Remainer AND a gammon.
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Hannah Baxter Apr 17
Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.
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Rob H&ynes 5h
Replying to @lampalap
Can confirm; see also: 40.
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Jon Stone 21h
Just in case that Remain vote wasn’t split enough
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Rob H&ynes 16h
Replying to @1StevieKilner
One last one:
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Rob H&ynes 16h
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Rob H&ynes 16h
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Booniss Everdrunk 16h
Rewatching Hot Fuzz and lolling at the village being run by corrupt officials whose goal is to "make Sandford great again"
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Scott Hefti Apr 18
That's quite satisfying ... 😊💗
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Ami Angelwings Apr 17
Turns out we absolutely would download a car
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Rob H&ynes 16h
Replying to @connorjbyrne
I have made my wishes known:
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Rob H&ynes 17h
Replying to @ratwomanme
The Henry Rawlinson approach: "I don't give a toss what you've done with me when I've shrugged off m' mortal coil... Shove a bit of flex up m' back passage, stick a lightbulb in m' mouth and stand me in the hall."
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Rob H&ynes 17h
By the time I found out what people meant by the term "neoliberal", it had already begun to mean twelve other contradictory things.
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Rob H&ynes 17h
Replying to @nataliexgould
Thank you. Might plug a hard drive into the telly, and see if it'll record.
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Rob H&ynes 17h
Replying to @oxguin @mynameisgill
I'm hoping that living in an almost-transparent glass house might encourage me to throw fewer stones. That's the theory, anyway.
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Rob H&ynes 17h
Replying to @MaudieStokes43
I have hopes for Back To Life. Will report back.
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Rob H&ynes 17h
Replying to @oxguin @mynameisgill
But fairly Google-resistant in the other direction.
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