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Robert Lawton
Programmer, educator, author, photographer, former Army Sergeant. Questions everything.
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Robert Lawton 53m
Ooops
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Robert Lawton 57m
Scotchit
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Robert Lawton 16h
Americans (with Scottish lineage), too?
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Robert Lawton 16h
To level the playing field, consider making the leave mandatory.
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Robert Lawton 16h
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Robert Lawton 17h
Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
You will recall that the Democrats hated Lincoln, too.
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Robert Lawton 17h
Replying to @simon_sat
One of my ancestors came from Scotland. If I promise to never ever wear a kilt, can I move to Scotland, too?
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Robert Lawton 19h
Replying to @Evil_Mog
You seem to believe that wealthy people sleep on piles of money just gathering dust. That is not the case.
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Robert Lawton 19h
Replying to @Evil_Mog
Let's just say at the moment I'm worth maybe five hundred million dollars. If we implement your plan, I would ensure that my estate will be worth zero. Tax that.
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Robert Lawton 19h
Replying to @KatTimpf
Maybe it's time we learned to not attack people but to simply critique their ideas. So far as I know Barron doesn't have any.
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Robert Lawton 19h
Replying to @drericksonspine
My doc referred me to a dietician who I could pepper with questions. He now refers to me as, "my success story".
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Robert Lawton 20h
I'm getting a welder for Christmas
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Robert Lawton 21h
Replying to @zikoalif20 @Timcast
Pro Tip: the English speaking world spells it "Iraq". The Russians transliterate this to "Irak" Thanks for giving yourself away.
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Steven Crowder Dec 12
If it offends or bothers you that a 16-year-old on the world stage is criticized, then stop pushing her onto the world stage.
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Robert Lawton 22h
Replying to @zikoalif20 @Timcast
The U.S. has never lost a millions of Americans in any war - not even if you count both sides of the Civil War
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Robert Lawton 22h
My wife just gave me an oven for my birthday
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Robert Lawton 22h
MGGA Make Greta Great Again
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Robert Lawton 23h
Replying to @ketchclark @jack_msw
So basically, you're dinging me for stuff you just made up yourself. Please find another hobby.
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AlwaysAshley Dec 10
Prior authorizations be like: My doctor: You need this medicine. Dr to pharmacy: She needs this medicine. Pharmacy to insurance: Her doctor says she needs this medicine. Insurance: Does she though? Let’s ask her doctor.
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Robert Lawton Dec 11
Is that what time magazine called it?
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