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Rick Glassman 5h
Replying to @DeAnna4Congress
Also, does NO ONE find it odd that “The Day After Tomorrow” SO HAPPENS to come out over 16 years ago to prepare us into thinking that wild fires, hurricanes, a pandemic, further glacial recessions & white supremacy was “cool” and would help the liberals fu*k Emmy Rossum?!
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Rick Glassman 5h
Replying to @DeAnna4Congress
Conversely, that same year the Republicans came out with “The Man in the Iron Mask” in an OBVIOUS effort to condition Americans into believing that masks are oppressive, dangerous, and will NOT help you fu*k Catherine Zeta-Jones!!
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Rick Glassman 5h
Replying to @DeAnna4Congress
Or how about how “The Mask of Zoro” SO HAPPENS to come out 22 years ago... Perhaps it was to prepare the liberals into thinking that wearing a mask would help them fu*k Catherine Zeta-Jones?!
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Rick Glassman 5h
Replying to @HannahEinbinder
If I vote & cover costs of goods, will you make me one?
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Rick Glassman 6h
Replying to @HannahEinbinder
This looks incredible. Can you make this gluten-free?
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Rick Glassman Sep 24
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Novax Chokovid Sep 23
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Rick Glassman Sep 21
I wrote 80% of Shelly’s lines.
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Rick Glassman Sep 20
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼 Sep 19
Not all heroes wear capes. This is my America...
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Rick Glassman Sep 20
Girls pee themselves like guys fart. But don’t quote me on that.
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Rick Glassman Sep 18
Replying to @RickGlassman
Did anyone feel that earthquake? Unrelated to me farting. I was just saying I farted.
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Rick Glassman Sep 18
Sorry I farted.
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Rick Glassman Sep 17
Hahahahahahaha
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Rick Glassman Sep 17
Replying to @littleesther
This is really funny.
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Rick Glassman Sep 16
Hi, ! I am a nice Jewish boy. A very young man at the age of 36 who would LOVE to have you as a guest on my podcast!
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Rick Glassman Sep 16
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Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman Sep 15
New episode with the wonderful better half of , ! She comes prepped and ready to become the most-heavily-shitted-and-pissed-on-by-a-goblin in a single episode.
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Danny Freeman Sep 14
"It'll start getting cooler, you just watch." - President Trump. "I wish science agreed with you" - CA Natural Resources Secretary. "I don't think science knows actually."- President Trump. .
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Rick Glassman Sep 14
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