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Respectable Lawyer
Anti-corporate pirate who gains access to courthouses with foolproof cosplay of a Respectable White Lawyer.
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Respectable Lawyer 20m
Replying to @spookperson
Revenge Porn Dick Slander by the Left in a Crude Effort to try and Destroy my Legacy. Typical.
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Respectable Lawyer 24m
I am a specialist in Dick Slander and this is correct.
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Nathan Bernard 13h
A restaurant worker got fired because she exposed a neo-Nazi Facebook group attempting to establish an ethnostate in rural Maine. Here is her story, written by me:
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 16
Replying to @AndrewYang
Give him $1000/month
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 16
"Elon Musk commits perjury" is exactly how I thought this would go.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 16
Replying to @RespectableLaw
Trying to imagine how that episode would have gone down today.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 16
When I was a kid, there was this football commentator named Jimmy the Greek who went on a weird rant about how black players were better because of breeding choices made by slaveowners, so CBS fired him and everybody just shrugged and said yeah that's probably for the best.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 16
"Milo Banned from Midwest FurFest" is such a perfect continuation of this character arc.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 16
Replying to @jaredlholt
This but for Milo
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 15
Replying to @Millerheighife
They just know how many people have been murdered to this song.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 15
Replying to @RespectableLaw
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 15
Replying to @ProjectVayo
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 15
Put some Trump pictures into that AI picture thing and it did very well.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 15
Replying to @Millerheighife
This is contrarian blindness. The song is a grotesque shadow play of what joy should look like, a black hole of corn syrup. Serial killer shit.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 14
Replying to @RickyRawls
Hate to see you and Bernie on opposites sides of this one.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 14
Replying to @PissJugTycoon
This tweet is a dry, satirical comment on the wacky internet age all of us deal with. Imagine a twitter personality having an agent? It's crazy! But also...profound? It helps to be a fan of shows like "Rick and Morty" to truly understand this tweet.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 14
Replying to @coherentstates
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 14
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 13
Replying to @UnitedStatesite
No, it's crucially important that we nail down the exact details concerning the reversal of Representative Cain's sexual proclivities and newfound interest in the Gospel.
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Respectable Lawyer Sep 13
Replying to @niknar_84 @vjcrishell
Ok but if a cop is trying to enforce a Soros/Democrat assault weapon ban, you can shoot them?
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