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RedneckJokes247Bubba 22 Apr 16
Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 22 Apr 16
Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 22 Apr 16
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 22 Apr 16
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 22 Apr 16
You took a beer to your last job interview.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 22 Apr 16
You are the 437th person to request "moonme" on your vanity license plate.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 22 Apr 16
You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 22 Apr 16
Your truck can pass over a 55-gallon drum without touching it.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
Your dog doubles as your dishwasher. -
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
You have grease under your toenails. -
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
You start all your e-mail with the words, "Howdy y'all".
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
On your first date, you had to ask your dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
The ASPCA raids yer kitchen. -
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
You work without a shirt on, and so does your husband.
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RedneckJokes247Bubba 21 Apr 16
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
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