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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson
Writer, science enthusiast, curious person. I like surfing and reading and playing video games.
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 6h
I say this as an OPINION for which I can’t be sued but ALSO as an expert with a PhD in Men Who Definitely are Normal Co-workers : Conner Fritodork has 100% without a doubt jerked his gherkin in front of someone who didn’t want to see that, and he is extremely concerned
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 7h
Telling that the 2nd idiot had enough self awareness to delete his idiot tweet and yet
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 8h
Replying to @dobidox
Thanks!
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 8h
some journalism classes might help you convey that better
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 8h
Replying to @rebeccawatson
Shorter this guy: β€œI want to pinch my pud in front of the hot girl from accounting and not get fired lmao”
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 8h
My partner and I worked for the past 7 months in a 1-bedroom apartment. He had several FaceTime meetings per day. I live-stream every day from 2-4 and recorded > 20 minutes of video for YouTube each week. Somehow, neither of us masturbated on camera. We are, in fact, Puritans.
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 8h
Replying to @conor64
You’re so right! I, but a simple woman, could never understand the literal witch trial you must currently be experiencing just because you tried to tell us why a man shouldn’t be mocked for cranking his hog on zoom
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 8h
Replying to @taitaisanchez
Yes and other dudes are very upset that we are laughing about it
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 8h
Replying to @conor64
You’re so right! I, but a simple woman, could never understand the literal witch trial you must currently be experiencing just because you tried to tell us why a man shouldn’t be mocked for cranking his hog on zoom
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 8h
Replying to @rebeccawatson
My whole thing for October has been publicly insulting Twitter-verified men who my friends follow and retweet and honestly I can’t imagine a more on-brand way to celebrate my 40th birth month
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 8h
The Jeffrey Toobin thing is hilarious purely bc of the number of pathetic men like this telling on themselves by struggling to explain how super normal it is to jack off while on a conference call. Lmao you fucking loser nobody wants to see your weenis take a hint
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 16h
Scientists begin to make headway on the question of why Dennis Miller sucks now
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson 20h
Replying to @AstroKatie @MaraWilson
Ugh, a wasted vote!
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson Oct 18
Replying to @rebeccawatson
Like if some senator says something shitty about, say, women, women have every right to take out their anger by screenshotting and mocking it. Come on, dems are letting the gop pack the court for the express purpose of taking away our bodily autonomy. Let me have my internet fun
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson Oct 18
Replying to @rebeccawatson
(This is only half a joke, I do think that ppl shouldn’t give a platform to bigotry that otherwise would have no platform but in general this is a tired, bad take bc most things have a platform anyway these days)
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson Oct 18
This is horrible and twitter should take it down
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson Oct 18
They’ve rebooted Weakest Link but it only succeeded the first time because a post-9/11 America developed a nationwide humiliation fetish. Have we done the same in the wake of Trump? Time will tell.
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson Oct 18
Replying to @JamesIsaak2
An anatomically incorrect skeleton frog courtesy of target haha
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson Oct 18
I was digging this plan until the fine print. Fuck you, I’m bringing in a cardboard box full of toothpicks and a pictogram showing a stick figure super gluing them back into a bookcase
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Rebecca πŸ‘» "Our President's a Fascist" πŸŽƒ Watson Oct 18
Replying to @profbrucehood
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