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Laura Hulme
Writer. Allegedly insane but not yet committed.
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Becca Brown Oct 27
A THREAD: here is why I am ready to move past the whole school of rock thing (tw: mental illness, EDs, addiction, abuse)
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Laura Hulme Jul 21
Hey for next red nose day we want Crowley and Aziraphale K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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peach🌙 1 Apr 19
I found it. The greatest video on TikTok
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Laura Hulme 19 Feb 19
The one nice thing about having tiny feet is that I can buy the more awesome shoes in the kids' section, because I'm a grownass woman and I'll buy sparkly purple converse if I want to. Fuck the system.
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Quite Interesting 1 Feb 19
"It's deceptive, the universe, 'cause from the outside, if you're God, it looks quite small. But when you're in there, it's really quite spacious, with plenty of storage." JEREMY HARDY
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Seid Goro 3 Aug 18
White Moms or Mums by Katherine Ryan **Contains f**** strong language and cop Ted
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Kellen 2 Feb 19
me: hi I'd like to buy a magic bullet bed bath and beyond employee: ooh making some smoothies huh? me: no [clenching fist] I want to kill a wizard employee: [eyes going black] fōllōw me
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Shannon Hale 1 Feb 19
There are A LOT of reasons why people choose not to drink alcohol. A few: allergic health concerns diet religious pregnant alcoholic monetary safety taking medications don’t like the taste
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WeRateDogs® 2 Feb 19
This is Cadogan. He’s had the same morning routine for the last 13 years. Knows exactly how many spins it takes to get to breakfast. 13/10
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Laura Hulme 3 Feb 19
The predictive text algorithm on my phone knows much about me, but it is yet to learn that the word 'carrot' should always be followed by the word 'cake'. I don't talk about carrots unless they're in a cake. It is known.
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Laura Hulme 30 Jan 19
6 Incredibly Dumb Hoaxes That Still Tricked Everybody
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Jules Suzdaltsev 9 Jan 19
The only thing funnier than Trump adamantly insisting that walls don’t work is that somebody asked him to be a commencement speaker.
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WeRateDogs® 8 Jan 19
This is Bear. It’s his nap time. He takes it very seriously. Hoping the blood rushes to his head so he has vivid dreams. 12/10
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andi zeisler 3 Jan 19
Female politician: <exists, is serious> "Why is she so unlikeable?" Other female politician: <exists, is fun and outgoing> "How are we supposed to take her seriously?" You guys aren't slick.
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Dana Schwartz 3 Jan 19
If you pay me $50 I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.
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WeRateDogs® 2 Jan 19
This is Sonny. He donated blood today. Wants you to know he was very brave and didn’t even need someone to hold his paw. 14/10 for the lifesaving boy
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Lin-Manuel Miranda 20 Dec 18
To the dude next to me on the bus (because the A is f***ed today) who just quietly showed me this while I was with my kid, so that he was none the wiser, thank you
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Leah McElrath 🏳️‍🌈 19 Dec 18
Border patrol detained a 5 month old infant in purposefully freezing detention cell for days, withholding prescribed antibiotic. The mother was fleeing spousal abuse. The baby now has pneumonia - life threatening at that age - and has been hospitalized.
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WeRateDogs® 17 Dec 18
This is Basil. She has revolutionized lying down. Flawlessly executing booty first technology. 14/10
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WeRateDogs® 13 Dec 18
This is Neville. He’s your copilot. Not the best with navigation but can honk the horn if you want. 12/10 would boop at red lights
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