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Haman Agagite
- Make Agagites Great Again! Assistant to Xerxes
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Haman Agagite 12 Mar 17
Mark my word. Someday Purim will be remembered as the end of Mordecai's people! (Un)lucky roll of the die! Make Agagites Great Again
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Haman Agagite 11 Mar 17
This second banquet at the queen's house isn't going as well as I'd hoped. This woman is bad (or sick).
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(((Amanda Pompili))) 11 Mar 17
Just read about the news. Bummer about you and your sons.
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Haman Agagite 7 Mar 17
Mordecai is one bad (or sick!) guy. His people will be gone in less than a year. Guarantee! Make Agagites Great Again
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Haman Agagite 31 Jan 17
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You are my kind of man, sir! I'm going to suggest that Esther invite you to her banquet.
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Haman Agagite 30 Jan 17
Banquet with the Queen was amazing. She obviously considers me a force in the kingdom. Invited to return tomorrow for 2nd banquet! Win/win!
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Haman Agagite 29 Jan 17
Only one thing keeps me from huge joy: that loser Mordecai. My wife suggested I put up a 75' pole. Stay tuned: There's an impaling ahead!!
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Haman Agagite 29 Jan 17
Guess who just snagged exclusive invitation to join Xerxes for a banquet at the queen's? Yours truly! I humbly accept. Win!
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Haman Agagite 28 Jan 17
Replying to @RealHamanAgag
@amyebh
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Haman Agagite 28 Jan 17
Tick-tock tick-tock, Mordecai. The pur has spoken. Prepare to die. 13th of Adar. Pathetic bunch! Make Agagites Great Again
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Haman Agagite 28 Jan 17
Want to guess who was just given the royal signet ring? Honored! Time to act not talk. Make Agagites Great Again
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Haman Agagite 28 Jan 17
Offered Xerxes 10,000 talents to sign executive order to wipe out the people of Mordecai. "Keep your $. This one is on me," he said. Win!
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Haman Agagite 28 Jan 17
My dad, Hammadathah, God rest his soul, used to tell me: "Son, winning isn't something. It's everything!" Truth!
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Haman Agagite 28 Jan 17
Honored by ALMOST everyone! Life is (mostly) good. I'm pro-life! Except for the Jews. Need to annihilate them. Make Agagites Great Again!
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Haman Agagite 27 Jan 17
Got a good look at Esther. Downside: immigrant! Upside: a definite 10! Win for Xerxes! Make Agagites Great Again
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Haman Agagite 27 Jan 17
Mordecai refuses to bow. This is on him. The die has been cast. Or pur. Whatever. Make Agagites Great Again!!
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Haman Agagite 27 Jan 17
The biased liberal press is calling our invasion of Greece a failure. False! We kicked ass at Thermopylae.
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Haman Agagite 27 Jan 17
Replying to @KosherSoul
watch who you threaten. The people love me and love my policies. Huge win! Make Agagites Great Again
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Haman Agagite 27 Jan 17
How dare you question me. People love me and love my policies!
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Haman Agagite 26 Jan 17
Want credibility? Then bow down when you're supposed to! Big win! Make Agagites Great Again!
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