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Donald J. Drumpf
A 100% classy Trump parody account. Tweeting under the family name since May 2013. since June 2013. Media inquiries: donalddrumpf@gmail.com
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Donald J. Drumpf 2h
Many people are asking why are taxpayers bailing out American farmers when I’m still buying parts for our top-secret F-35 jets from China? Especially because China could use these chips to take over our planes. Planes are complicated!
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Donald J. Drumpf 6h
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Donald J. Drumpf 22h
The Polls are ! The Facts are ! If people stopped believing "facts' and "information" I would be 700 points ahead!
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Donald J. Drumpf 22h
Very unfair for the UN to say Jared’s BFF, the Saudi Crown Prince, is guilty of “premeditated execution”! Saudi blood money is the only thing keeping the Trump International Hotel in Manhattan afloat!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 19
Very excited to kick off the 59th and Final Season of “US Presidential Elections” at the last night! It will be even more exciting than . After 2020, V. Putin and I will have a BIG announcement about the new format we will be using going forward.
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 19
Max Landis allegations have me very upset! Is it possible to pardon a Labor Secretary (e.g. Alex Acosta) so he cannot testify about the sweetheart deal he gave my pedophile rapist BFF Jeffrey Epstein that ensured Epstein’s BFFs would avoid prosecution?
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 19
Very disturbing and disgusting allegations are being made against Max Landis! More awareness is clearly needed about how rich families can use NDAs, hush money, goon lawyers and the National Enquirer to keep women silent like I have done for years!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 18
I asked God for perfect weather for tonight’s , but he just spat in my face. Sad!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 18
Replying to @TheJewishDream @LOLGOP
I exposed that fact in 2013.
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 18
As V. Putin told me in Helsinki, I cannot spell Victory without V. He is very smart, a great boss and an excellent speller!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 18
I am leading big in all 17 Swinger States as well as in the Deep Red Porn Belt! I am totally confident that I can pull off another massive win as long as the leaves the “keys under the mat” for V. Putin!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 18
Thank you, Liz Cheney, Daughter of Darth! You have given a history lesson she will not soon forget! Hitler's concentration camps had Jewish people in them. Mine have a concentration of people from the Mexican countries! TOTALLY DIFFERENT! Mass deportations start next week!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 18
Acting Secretary of Defense Patrick Shanahan was unable to pass an FBI background check and so we'll "soldier on" without a Defense Secretary! Mike Pompeo says we may not need one as the "Rapture" is coming very soon. John Bolton says his "trigger finger" is very itchy.
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 18
Your favorite President has totally delivered on his promise to provide better healthcare at a fraction of the cost. All you need to do is go to Canada! You're welcome, America!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 18
Wow! This is the longest America has ever been without a Defense Secretary--and the guy I picked is having problems with his FBI background check. But Mike Pompeo says I'll go to heaven if the Rapture comes soon and John Bolton tells me I have the BIGGEST button he has ever seen!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 17
You can’t spell Iran without I RAN THE BEST CAMPAIGN EVER!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 17
Fuck you, ! I have fired my pollsters and have personally conducted some new polls in all 17 Swing States. I am leading in every one! The results are on this piece of paper I keep in my pocket next to the Mexico deal. It is a DIFFERENT piece of paper. No you can't see it!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 17
Replying to @soledadobrien
I’m just hoping we can get Matt Lauer back for Season Two!
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 17
To be fair, I did say the kids should be executed. And it turned out they hadn’t even done anything.
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Donald J. Drumpf Jun 17
DEAR PATRIOT FARMERS, Please Ignore ! "Cocaine" Mitch is ONLY bashing SOCIALISMS that are done by Commie Democrats!! The WELFARE checks you are getting because of my are approved... just don't spend the cash on Obama Phones!
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