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Carrot Facts
Carrot is one of the most famous vegetable in the world.
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Carrot Facts 11h
You can tell your dad you met a girl but he still probobly think your gay Eat a carrot they have it: health/taste Okay
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Carrot Facts 15h
I met girl name Kirsten in bathroom line at dennys. Her breath smell like hot old eggs but we talked about carots. love? Stay tunned :)
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Carrot Facts Aug 26
Megan maybe there is still chance ...
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Carrot Facts Aug 22
you cant eat a big carrot without chewing it even if you try 16 times already today please trust me
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Carrot Facts Aug 21
a carrot is about the size of other carrots
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Carrot Facts Aug 19
if you tape a carrot to the passeger seat you can pretend you driving with a friend in your 2003 ford cramry it is true
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Carrot Facts Aug 17
in some culture maybe it is good luck to throw a carrot real hard at a fat chinese mans face i hope because i did it
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Carrot Facts Aug 4
lenny kravitz pale carrot flopped out
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Carrot Facts Jul 27
when bae take the last carrot#
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Carrot Facts Jul 27
i don't care who megan is with now eat a carrot
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Carrot Facts Jul 4
Today it important to remeber that The country was found on life, libenty, and the pursue of carrot :) # Gob bless american
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Carrot Facts Jun 26
Marrage is ok between man and man, man and woman, or man and carrot . Equality#
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Carrot Facts Jun 17
When you throw a carrot at a businessmans head he usully chase you so it is good to have a scooter with you honestly
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Carrot Facts Jun 16
Lebrob James need to eat carrot for energy to win
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Carrot Facts Jun 15
Maybe megan was not the best. She always yell and not like my friends (Doug and carl) I mean carrots are the orange vegetable
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Carrot Facts Jun 2
megan I was so good to you why you brok my heart ?
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Carrot Facts Jun 2
if you dial a carrot it doesnt ring but you can still talk on it for 2 hour last nigt ok
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Carrot Facts May 24
A carrot has two part: the "tip" and the "ass"
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Carrot Facts May 16
Most carrots like Ace Vetuta pet detector because it stars jim Carrot "alllrighty now"
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Carrot Facts May 14
if you put a small top hat on a carrot it is "fancy carrot"
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