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Randomneur
I like to ride my bicycles. N + 1.
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Randomneur Aug 19
Replying to @MrTinDC @marctomik
Ug. I wonder what race they'd see in me.
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Randomneur Aug 14
Replying to @cassy_kane
I don't like whistling very much, but I find it very gratifying to whistle a random tune while passing them again. 😈
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Randomneur Aug 14
Replying to @ACLU
Because pious, married bosses don't want their infidelities hanging around after they abuse their position of power and knock up their employees. Yay, Jesus.
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Randomneur Aug 9
I managed to find the definition under the definitions section of chapter 18 of the DCMR, but nowhere did I find where it said riding on the street was illegal. The only reference I could find to sidewalk bicycles other than in definitions was that they must be operated safely.
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Randomneur Aug 8
Just no. Drining water from refillable bottles is better.
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Randomneur Aug 8
Replying to @JWPascale @marycheh
Maybe they should just ban going out at night because most bad stuff happens between those hours. Makes as much sense.
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Randomneur Aug 6
It's an emergency method of CPR.
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Randomneur Aug 5
Replying to @jerdlngr @comcastcares
I think Comcast just thoughts and prayers'ed you.
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Randomneur Aug 4
Replying to @sharrowsDC
Hey guys. We have left over building scraps. Let's put it in the ground and bill it as bike parking!
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Randomneur Aug 3
Replying to @LuckyLyzzie
I know the answer, but you won't like it.
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Randomneur Aug 1
Replying to @Anarchopology
Was his brother his twin?
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Randomneur Aug 1
Replying to @pluralofcannon
Queuing bitch face in 3 ,2 ...
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Randomneur Jul 31
Replying to @BaneyMike @peterkrupa
Because they'd edit her clip to just the first few words so she's not saying something to have it taken out of context for a 2 second Fox news clip.
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Randomneur Jul 31
I have the gardening gloves. Not scratchy enough.
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Randomneur Jul 29
Replying to @peterkrupa
They're already driving heavy equipment with tracks on the trail. I'm sure they replace what they destroy. 🙄
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Randomneur Jul 27
I want to win a Yellow Jersey of the first Colombian winner of the Tour.
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Randomneur Jul 26
Quadriceo or hamstring tear he tried to push through. :(
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Randomneur Jul 26
Replying to @BikeEveryDay
Such an exciting tour. I want Egan to win.
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Randomneur Jul 24
Replying to @PoPville
What's nice is people have actually been using the spaces instead of leaving them all over the trail. It's like a psychology experiment.
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Randomneur Jul 23
Replying to @BowmanKingman
I carried my bike a mile before from a bad area in the rain at night. Was going fast through the area, hit something that exploded my tire and threw it off the rim. Not good times. Steel bike got heavy.
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