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Michael Sealey
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Michael Sealey Apr 19
Replying to @majornelson
Gotta pick a battleship and call it Stormbringer!
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Michael Sealey Apr 8
Replying to @majornelson
IDKFA
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Joy Behar Mar 26
The Barr Report? That's like putting your husband's mistress in charge of your divorce settlement.
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Michael Sealey Mar 20
Replying to @Ask_Spectrum
Just sent it
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Michael Sealey Mar 20
can you tell me anything about an outage that’s been going on for a few hours in north dallas?
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Men's Humor Mar 16
Maybe they didn't laugh because they were salivating...
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Men's Humor Mar 16
The fact that you tried fighting the squid and survived is a win!
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Michael Sealey Mar 16
Replying to @SethMacFarlane
Welp, I learned something new today
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Michael Sealey Mar 10
Good point
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Michael Sealey Mar 10
I started watching the Orville for the laughs and I’m not disappointed, but I didn’t expect all the feels it delivers. Such a brilliant, wonderful show!
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Michael Sealey Mar 10
I started watching the Orville for the laughs and I’m not disappointed, but I didn’t expect all the feels it delivers. Such a brilliant, wonderful show!
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Zoe Keating Mar 3
Sometimes I wonder if named his rocket company just to delight in hearing news commentators report on “space sex”.
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Men's Humor Feb 26
Thats Garfunky.
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Men's Humor Feb 22
You have a dog now. Congratulations.
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Michael Sealey Feb 22
Replying to @majornelson
Ranger best fits my play style, but the Colossus looks pretty fun
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Dan Fleyshman Feb 17
If I do a job in under an hour that takes other people 8 hours, it’s because I spent the last decade learning & practicing how to accomplish it in under an hour.⏳ You owe me for the years of experience, not for the 1 hour...💰
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Geoff Keighley Feb 4
RIP to the Titans.
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Xbox Feb 1
Make everybody on the Battle Bus jealous. RT for a chance to win this custom Fortnite Xbox One X. Rules:
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Michael Sealey Feb 1
Replying to @majornelson
My favorite is Wreck It Ralph!
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James Palmer Jan 28
I asked Wade Phillips about planning for Tom Brady in the postseason and what’s the plan this time around. He told me his plan is to get an earpiece with Tony Romo in it to tell him what’s going to happen before each play.
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