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Ray Radlein
Is that a kitten on my shoulder, or am I just happy to see you?
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NCSteve Oct 19
I'm sure there were very fine people on both sides of the bone saw.
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Drew Hammill Oct 20
These weren't anti-communism protestors. These were GOP operatives, including the Chairman of the Republican Party in Miami Dade County, working hand in hand with Proud Boys. Here's the angry mob Republicans have been talking about.
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LiberalBookwormJim 20h
Replying to @goodoldcatchy
9. RUDY GIULIANI Rudy just needs to feels powerful, so tell him he's the Secretary of Plate and the Mayor of New Pork then give him some random nasty old ribs. If he complains when you overcharge him, say 'Prices aren't prices' and distract him with attractive second cousins.
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LiberalBookwormJim 22h
Replying to @goodoldcatchy
4. TED CRUZ Ted may not want to eat at your place, so be sure to insult his wife to get his support for your business. Then throw his order away and tell him it's been 'suppressed'. He'll understand and forgive you, because why should it be equally easy for anyone to order?
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LiberalBookwormJim 22h
Replying to @goodoldcatchy
3. SUSAN COLLINS When Susan visits your eatery, pretend to listen to her order. Show something resembling concern. Look like you might care. Then walk off for the break you were intending on taking from the start. If she moans, weakly explain why you did the right thing.
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LiberalBookwormJim 22h
Replying to @goodoldcatchy
2. JEFF FLAKE It's always best to give Jeff really crummy service, because he likes it when people don't do their jobs properly. When he complains vociferously, look reflective and sad but do nothing. He can relate to that, and will like you very much.
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LiberalBookwormJim 22h
Replying to @goodoldcatchy
1. MITCH MCCONNELL Mitch loves a bit of obstructionism, so always slow-walk his food orders. When you finally serve his meal, make sure it's turtle soup. When he says that's not what he ordered, tell him no one's entitled to anything. He'll like your way of thinking.
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LiberalBookwormJim 22h
GOP RESTAURANT SERVICE GUIDE Some people seem unsure how GOP politicians should be treated when dining, so I'm putting together a guide. This should help service staff know how each one likes to be treated.
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James Urbaniak 19h
Gritty’s last name is Reboot.
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11Alive News 19h
Winning numbers drawn for $470 million Powerball jackpot
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Brian Wilcox 22h
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Manytypesofwooooo Sep 3
Your eyes speak a different truth
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SYFY WIRE 19h
.'s streaming service won't be getting its mitts on 's shows
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Anthony Oliveira Oct 19
so like...a democracy then
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David “Spooky Jello” Conrad 19h
When a Republican tells a lie, the NYT frames it as if it's true. When a Democrat tells the truth, the NYT frames it as if it's false.
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Ray Radlein 19h
yes
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Emily Turrettini 20h
Hackers breach system, taking files on 75,000 people via
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Noel Sharkey 20h
“Fruit flies have phenomenological experiences more similar to those of humans than any machine “ Indeed!!!
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Paul Mason 20h
Replying to @paulmasonnews
4/... Climate change, AI, industrial policy... all strategic questions have to be sidelined when there is government by internal warfare. We are a second tier power of decreasing importance - what Tory cane into politics to achieve that?
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Cheryl Morgan 20h
This is 10,000% mega-truthy
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