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pretty fly for a rabbi
mom and rabbi - exhausted and invigorated in equal measure. here to laugh, kvetch (complain), comfort and call it like I see it.
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pretty fly for a rabbi Jun 27
Hey and - Follow my new congregational account - and tweet me there something you love about
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pretty fly for a rabbi Jun 27
Replying to @htownlisa
Adorable!! Thank you :)
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pretty fly for a rabbi Jun 27
Replying to @TweatingForTwo
Right there with you! Three year old just cried she couldn't have a play date with friend from preschool... In Cali... We just moved to Florida so not sure how to make that happen for her... Hoping they all embrace the new soon :/
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pretty fly for a rabbi Jun 27
***Tweet call - pls make me laugh*** Been taking a Twitter hiatus while moving across the country... But had to come back today because I'm running on only two hours of sleep and need some pithy humor to keep me awake and sane. Okay, twitter - what have you got???
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 20
Replying to @SefariaProject
#4 :)
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 20
What’s your favorite???
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 17
Replying to @SassyWineMama
We have cake :) 🎂
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 13
My Twitter feed is a strange mix of tales, fails and woes over ails. Any other rabbinic, pop culture loving, mommies out there noticing the divergent convos in the various worlds of the Twitter-verse & wondering how to help them collide??
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 12
Why is everyone upset? Of course she was going to go crazy - it is the only way Jon would ever be king. He'd never betray her unless he knew she was unhinged. What's with the shock and awe???? This is how the true king gets the throne!
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 12
Replying to @HUCJIR
Mazel Tov to all my new colleagues - you're already awesome.
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 12
Replying to @Tryptofantastic
My mom AND me :)
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 12
”Who is Wise? One Who Learns from All People...” So today I’m on a follow binge... *** Who do you think I should follow??? *** All suggestions appreciated! Particularly interested in and
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 12
Dear - thanks for helping me smile daily. :)
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 9
Me: I have to go to the pharmacy 5: Can I come too? I really want to feed the cow and wash the pig.
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 1
Replying to @MommedRealHard
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pretty fly for a rabbi May 1
Replying to @lisazumba10
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pretty fly for a rabbi Apr 29
Replying to @RabbiSOK
**butt
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pretty fly for a rabbi Apr 29
Replying to @daddysdigest
Honestly wondering about this. My kids are so friendly with everyone- it’s great and simultaneously terrifying! How do I make them a little, ’normal’ amount, scared of strangers???
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pretty fly for a rabbi Apr 29
Replying to @lostmymommymind
Googling pics of baby animals, seriously. Pick any animal - even the silliest looking ones and google pics of them as babies. Totally makes me smile!!
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pretty fly for a rabbi Apr 29
5, naked, dragging his but across the floor Me: What are you doing? 5: My tushie really itches Me: okay... 5: I didn't want to stick my finger in to scratch it ... that would be gross Me: right. THAT would be gross.
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