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Ship’s Cat
HMS Queen Elizabeth’s original Ship’s Cat. Now ashore keeping Excel & Word rodent-free, while awaiting my next sea draft. Personal account.
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Ship’s Cat Nov 10
They won’t roam for long - they’ll see water and immediately jump overboard into it. It’s what dogs love to do! Then I’ll be straight into whatever warm spot they’ve vacated 😸
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Ship’s Cat Nov 9
As long as they’re on the bridge they’re not depleting my food stocks 😸
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Ship’s Cat Nov 7
Replying to @TheFoodSoldier
Please send lat and long. Immediately. Thank you.
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Ship’s Cat Nov 3
“Birds are a natural enemy for any aircraft and they’re currently flocking to , an ideal ocean perch”. Need a hand with those unwelcome visitors, shipmates? I may know someone who is experienced in that field! 😸
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Ship’s Cat Oct 30
Strength in numbers 💪
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Ship’s Cat Oct 30
As long as he doesn’t try to eat from my cat bowl (I don’t share food...) he looks like a splendid potential future partner in crime! 😸
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Ship’s Cat Oct 29
Replying to @PurinaUK
Twitter is nailing the targeted advertising. The only ads I’m getting are for cat food! 😻🍗🥩🍖
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Ship’s Cat Oct 29
For the 40% of the day that I’m awake, I work very hard. No mouse gets past these paws.
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Ship’s Cat Oct 29
Delegating upwards is an art 😸
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Ship’s Cat Oct 29
Fully house-trained and considerate member of any ship’s company 😸
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Ship’s Cat Oct 29
Already planning to establish and observe a several inch exclusion zone around his ankles. Avoids any claw / shoe mishaps, or black fur on his non-black trousers...
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Ship’s Cat Oct 29
Tomorrow I will be in the same room as the mighty . He wears green but represents sailors & airmen too. I am currently polishing my paws, ironing my fur and glossing my whiskers - need to look my best in case he arrives by tank & feels inclined to let me board it 😸
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Ship’s Cat Oct 23
Er - I AM the pest control! 🐀🐁
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Ship’s Cat Oct 22
Necessary precaution. Cats love a little stroll on a keyboard 😸
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Ship’s Cat Oct 22
I, the Ship’s Cat, do hereby confess that from a distance ’s almond stash looked like cat treats. Can confirm they do not taste like them. Please forgive my misguided chewing, your great First Sea Lord-ness*. *You have the keys to all of the galleys, right? 😻
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Ship’s Cat Oct 19
They don’t really have mascots so I reckon that the might be better in terms of ceremonial dress for UK animals. Private Derby, ’s ram, has a decent coat - maybe need to find out who his tailor is & get something knocked up? I fancy a ruff! 😸
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Ship’s Cat Oct 19
Replying to @chinfo @USMC
Nice work Chesty! 🏆👏
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Ship’s Cat Oct 19
🙀 This is indeed a handsome doggo but I remain hopeful that I can change 🇺🇸 ’s mind about cats. Also, is there a NATO stock number for this splendid uniform? The gold would really bring out the magnificence of my whiskers 😸
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Ship’s Cat Oct 19
Let me know if you ever have any vessels in UK waters which need an experienced ship’s cat to inspect their edible stores 😸
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Ship’s Cat Oct 14
Replying to @Andy_eprr @GiantCat9
I was probably below deck raiding the galley when that one was taken...
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