Twitter | Search | |
Matt Shearer
Executive Producer for The TJ Show on . My tweets do not reflect the opinion of Entercom or most normal people.
3,419
Tweets
1,116
Following
1,167
Followers
Tweets
Matt Shearer Feb 25
This little diva insists on checking every picture before we post.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 24
Attn: , do you know if there's anything specifically against this in the new hands-free driving laws? If not, anyone wanna go for a drive?
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 21
Replying to @bonetti___
Same, dude. It's tearing my marriage apart.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 19
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 19
I'm PRETTY certain that the Elephant is Tony Hawk.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 16
4 generations! Maren met her Great Grammy today, and they really hit it off, despite the 83-year age gap.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 11
Replying to @Mike_Mullaney13
Haha I get what you're saying... BUT, NH is a swing state, so I imagine the eventual nominees will be back before November.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 11
My condolences to the NH residents who just want to eat some damn breakfast in peace at their local diner without being harassed by 20 presidential candidates and 75 TV news crews this morning.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 8
I warned my parents that the baby has been projectile-pooping. This is how they showed up to babysit her tonight.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 6
Replying to @lovelykirax0
DAMMIT, I need to fact-check better.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 6
The Street Match is an educational tool in our household. Maren is MESMERIZED by hearing her Daddy on the radio. . PS... Did you know you can ask Alexa or Google to "Play 103.3 Amp Radio"?. . PPS... Did you know…
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Feb 3
So proud that after many years of hard work, I've finally earned my Masters of Bed Bath & Beyology.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Jan 29
I'm pretty sure the job application for Pavement Coffee House is just: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? ___________ WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN? _______
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Jan 29
Replying to @steveannear
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Jan 25
Space Force training is going great, thanks for asking. @ -=Outer Space=-
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Jan 22
I'm a sucker for you
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Jan 19
I got to introduce Maren to Sammy today, our 16-year-old family dog. He's going blind, and she's 3 weeks old, so I'm pretty sure neither of them had any idea what was going on... but it meant a LOT to me, so I'm happy.
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Jan 18
I said I wanted a picture in front of the Golden Gate Bridge. I didn't mean it literally. @ San Francisco, California
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Jan 14
Now that Ken Jennings is OFFICIALLY the GOAT, I am doubling down on my years-long crusade to make him the next host. MAKE IT HAPPEN,
Reply Retweet Like
Matt Shearer Jan 2
I am WAY too tired to be wrecking homes right now.
Reply Retweet Like